Thank You So Much, Mary!

Up early today, yes, I know, no rest for the wicked…
But before I go out into a so far sunny morning…
It would be churlish not to mention the undoubtedly winsome lass named Mary Qattara, an 18-year-old who has sent me an email, offering to award me 30% of US$8,500,000, if only I help her invest funds bequeathed to her.
She also adds that, if I agree to this plan –
“Please take me like your daughter or your sister.”
Whilst I fear that, in all fairness, I cannot, in the absence of any financial management skills, accede to her initial request, I await a photograph before commencing negotiations on altering the terms of the second.
Thanks in anticipation, Mary.