Clegg’s Colourful Brummie Booster!


‘My eyeballs are stained, it’s also known as an eyeball tattoo. I’ve got pirates on me, aliens on me and I’ve got a blue penis. My penis is blue.’  He also had his nipples cut off six months ago in a bid to provide himself with a smoother canvas and keeps the discarded body parts in his freezer ‘next to my sprouts.’

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For all that though, Mr Body Art says employers should take him seriously and look beyond his personal appearance to what’s inside. ‘I personally find it really difficult to get my head around it because there are companies out there that employ people on merit,’ he fumes.

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Legal: Mr Body Art shows off a passport emblazoned with his unusual self-chosen name

His spare time is being spent helping the local branch of the Liberal Democrats campaign ahead of the election, although he admits that people often wish to talk about his body modifications rather than Lib Dem policies.

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The former are more impressive than the latter!

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