Happy Hallowe’en – Beware Pumpkin Threat To Planet!


Looking through all those Jakarta fairs, parties etc. organised to celebrate Hallowe’en (or Halloween as they regrettably mis-spell it, mostly) has almost inspired me to go out trick or treating myself.

But too much mid-week partying has dissuaded me.

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  • Better, surely, to lounge here at home with a visitor due soon to tend to my sloth.

However, I do wish I’d got a pumpkin to light up in my little front yard.

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Grinning Halloween lantern vector illustration.

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Why?

Because OBAMA’S Feds don’t like them!

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Spoiler Alert: Government Warns Pumpkins and Jack-o’-Lanterns Cause Global Warming

 

——————-  Are you preparing to participate in the fun filled holiday of Halloween this weekend? Did you carve pumpkins into Jack-o’-lanterns with your children, friends or family?

Well, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Don’t you know that pumpkins cause global warming when they decay by emitting methane (the same thing emitted from the bowels of cows), which is a far more dangerous “greenhouse gas” than carbon dioxide?

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2015/10/30/spoiler-alert-government-warns-jackolanterns-cause-global-warming

As Katie Pavlich asks,

 What’s next? A government mandated pumpkin recycling program?

 

Exit question: How much taxpayer money was spent on demeaning pumpkins and Halloween?

Oh, and just to cheer my American readers even more, here’s another headline from the same site.

Good News: Obama’s Global Warming Campaign To Cost $45 Billion A Year In Regulatory Costs

Have a happy!

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