Indonesia’s Islamist Kill-Joys Rage Against Erotic Wobbling!


Again I’m obliged to quote my old Latin teacher when confronted by one of us hapless boys with something absurd   – ‘that would make a cat laugh.’

And sure enough, here’s Ibi in stitches…

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….reacting to the latest kill-joy outburst from the Aceh chapter of the infamous IslamoNazi FPI, self-styled ‘Defenders of Islam.’

There are elections coming up there, and while none of the candidates in Indonesia’s only shariah-ruled province are likely to meet with my approval, at least there are signs of humanity among some of them.

Or so we must assume, because…

…the Islamic Defenders Front (FPI) Bireuen are requesting all candidates for Vice Regent in Bireuen running in the 2017 elections to respect Shari’a law in Aceh….

So dos that mean the white-shirt thug gang is seeking declarations of support for flogging defenceless girls who go out scarfless or hold their boyfriends’ hands?

 

The Sharia Hell of Aceh!

The Sharia Hell of Aceh!

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Both such behaviours are, after all, outlawed by the backward bigot codes that obtain in Aceh. 

No!

It’s a much more frightful form of misconduct which has the nasties all agitated. 
“Holding indecent dangdut performances to win the sympathy of the public… is stupid and ridiculous!” said Chairman of FPI Bireuen, Sheikh Khalil on Monday.

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Happy-Happy Sheikh, left

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For new readers, dangdut is the common people’s favourite music (and mine!) and many candidates for local (and much higher) office have luscious songstresses at their rallies to stimulate popular support.

Here’s a link if you want to sample the flavour.

Live Konser Goyang Dangdut Panas Oplosan Terbaru 2014 – YouTube

Dangdut singers are almost invariably yummy girls, like those in the photos below.


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Creepy Khalil, however, is beside himself at the prospect. He says he’ll be asking voters not to choose candidates who are looking for a cheap thrill with dangdut…
 
The question arises – is he then in favour of expensive thrills?

No matter. I shudder to imagine what might ‘thrill’ the likes of a sectarian gang leader who characterises the fun performances as dangdut wobbling that carries the stench of eroticism.

Where can we buy tickets, I hear you ask!

But while you and I might reckon a bit of aromatic wobbling is exactly what a boring political campaign needs…

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….especially in benighted Aceh, not so Creepy Khalil, who maintains that those who differ from his mean-spirited mind-set just DON’T understand the socio-cultural and socio-religious society Bireuen!” 

All parties, said Sheikh Khalil, should undertake preventive measures before Islamic Sharia violations occur…