Back in Jak, Still Laughing About ‘Rear of the Year!’


Well I got back to Jakarta late last night…


i love jkt

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… but it’s taken me all day to regain control of my laptop from Windows, who seized it for installation of  ‘updates!’  They offered no option to postpone their installation, so I was unable to email my numerous friends in The Old Country who made my visit fun.

First time in the UK for quite a few years, and much to comment on ( incidentally, no blog comments recently from anyone, so if I don’t publish yours, please resend – Windows maybe erased them whilst making free with my technology!)

Meantime, no rush to blog about all my experiences in modern Britain, which will include a gripping comparison of Manchester and Abu Dhabi Airports…

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Britannia sad

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…except for the hilarious poster I saw when strolling nostalgically around my alma mater. It comprised an imaginary (?) conversation, presumably between two normal British blokes, roughly along the lines of –

‘Why would she be offended when I said she had the ‘Rear of the Year?’

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This nice pic was NOT on the ‘diversity’ poster.

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Yeah, I’d have thought she’d take it as a compliment.’

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Indeed, any normal girl would!

But the poster was a warning from some nut-jobs in the campus ‘diversity’ shrill-squad, whining about men being ‘disrespectful’ to women!  I laughed aloud at the po-faced ( and presumably skinny-assed) prigs who felt so slighted. Then I continued my walk and came upon the most recent update of the student union discipline code, which has now included ‘leering’ as a possible disrespectful disciplinary offence.

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As my former Scots colleague might have put it, were these people born, or did their maw knit them?  

However, it turns out there is an actual event – no, not a ‘National Leering Day’ – but a Rear of the Year contest! 


Hasil gambar untuk rear of the year 2016

 

The ‘Rear of the Year’ is a light-hearted award presented annually to British celebrities with prize-winning rear assets.  It was created by publicity consultant Tony Edwards and is organised by Rear of the Year Limited.  http://www.rearoftheyearcompetition.com/

So belated congrats to Jennifer, above – uptights please note, there are awards for both female and male bums, but you won’t get any of the latter featured on THIS blog!


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But a big question mark over how students supposedly engaged in serious studies at a respectable UK university have time to get their knickers in a twist over a neat chat-up line.