Ding Dong Merrily – Truck Schwein Shot Dead!
Just caught the breaking news!
That foul jihadist swine who drove the truck into the crowd in Berlin?
He has been shot dead by a police officer at Milan Station in Italy>.
Glad tidings of comfort and joy, indeed!
And an outcome infinitely preferable to capture, because we know the German courts are pusillanimous, and even if they weren’t, the European Court curs would never have let him get the punishment he deserved.
May that Italian cop have a Merry Christmas and a Very Happy New Year!