Pinkos Smother Christmas Cheer Over Rape Fear?


The Festive Season is well under way, two parties in December’s first week, which saw me go home after consuming my fair share both spirits and beers…

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I decided to prelude this post with a declaration of personal interest in partying, and must add further important information, viz. I got home safely, no harm done to myself or the other passengers on the TransJakarta bus.

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  • During last year’s festivities, my most abhorrent act was to join the band in a bar to sing ‘Ruby Tuesday.’

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  • Mick enjoys singing it too, I believe!
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  • It’s all about enlightened self-interest as a grown-up enthusiast for La Dolce Vita.

  • If you cannot enjoy your drink without misbehaving, don’t drink!

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  • AND…

  • If you cannot enjoy your drink without misbehaving, you don’t get invited back!

  • But this, below, is a must-read, absolutely hilarious, an article about something called ‘Vox Media’ which is run by and caters to millennial misfits.

  • I’d heard of Vox, but what with the Guardian and CNN and EuroNews to wade through for the pinko drivel I love to mock, I’ve never spent time checking it out.

  • However, the author of the article in the Weekly Standard does a grand job in exposing their idiocies. Use the link, please.

  • But the real scandal???

  • Their ‘Christmas Party’ – tho I expect it’ll be called a ‘Holiday Party’ – invitations!

  • “…each attendee will receive two drink tickets with which they can get alcoholic drinks if they choose….

After that only non-alcoholic drinks will be available….”

 “Sincerely, The Experiential Team.”

http://www.weeklystandard.com/millennials-have-officially-killed-the-holiday-office-party/

Vox’s excuse for this monstrous suppression of Christmas cheer was helpfully clarified.

“…alcohol isn’t always the reason for unprofessional behavior, creating an environment that encourages overconsumption certainly contributes to it.” 

Back to the article, or rather the brilliant tweet it also quotes, viz. speculation on whether Vox’s pinko prigs..

 “…have a two drink limit at their holiday party because they don’t trust themselves to not rape each other.”

I must sign off now, preparing to head out to another party.