A VAMPIRE? EuroNews Exposes Boris Johnson!
EuroNews – which I oft refer to as EuroPravda, for good reason….
EuroNews Biased Snout – Deep In Tax-Payers’ Pockets!
…is not a reliable source of impartial reporting, but today’s news therein is utterly shocking.
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One of Boris Johnson’s “DESCENDANTS” was alive in the sixteenth century!
No kidding!
A decades-old mystery about a centuries-old mummified body has finally been solved by scientists in Switzerland. DNA testing on the body’s big toe uncovered that the female remains belong to none other than a long-dead descendant of UK Foreign Minister, Boris Johnson.
Decades-long mummy mystery linked to Boris Johnson
Other media contradict this revelation, suggesting that the mummy dates from the 18th century and that it was Boris’s ancestor, rather than descendant!
But one has doubts.
That East European given name, Boris, and that wild hair…?
If EuroNews is correct, the only explanation is that HM’s Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs is vastly more experienced than anyone has given him credit for, and that, since only vampires live for hundreds of years…
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Jacko, 
JazPen, and 
Mack the Knife are discussing. 
rossrightangle 
Mack the Knife 10:29 on January 26, 2018 Permalink |
Nice one, Ross!
But you should also have mentioned that the mummified woman seems to have had syphilis!
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JazPen 13:30 on January 26, 2018 Permalink |
Its the kind of terrible error we expect from the Jakarta Post!
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Jacko 14:45 on January 26, 2018 Permalink |
I dont write for a living but even I know the difference between descendants and ancestors even though I wouldnt have known about the proper spelling without this!
EuroNews must hire cr-ap editors!
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