Alas For Australia, Lucky Country No More!


National Health and Medical Research Council updates guidelines for first time since 2009 and says adults should average no more than 1.4 drinks a day

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/dec/16/two-standard-drinks-a-day-no-longer-safe-health-officials-say

Let’s hear it for those Australian kill-joys!

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You go out to the pub with your mates and go home after TWO drinks?

The secret of immortality, clearly.

 

If you’ve never lived, how can you ever die?