Whatever Happened To Indecent Assault?

Walt Disney World employees who portray Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse and Donald Duck each filed police reports this month claiming they were inappropriately touched by tourists.

But if you read on, you’ll see that the above is inaccurate reporting.

For despite our having pointed out, months ago, how inappropriate it is to mealy-mouth accusations of indecent assault by the absurd euphemism ‘inappropriate…’

‘Inappropriate?’ Surely Emma Told Groper – ‘Drop Dead, Sleaze-Ball…’ 

…both Disney and the Guardian, among many others, persist with this misuse!