Edinburgh? University Or Mental Toilet?

You might think this was a joke, unless..

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…you are up to date with Edinburgh University’s record of flushing sense down the toilet!

A working group in the School of Informatics at the University of Edinburgh in Scotland has proposed a series of steps to “decolonize” the Informatics curriculum, which includes trying “to avoid using predominantly Western names such as Alice/Bob (as is common in the computer security literature).


So shall we help them out by supplying suggestions for new, non-controversial names that won’t offend sicko-wokos?




No, it’s too hot this Jakarta arvo to be creative.


I leave it to you!