Running To The Toilet? London Freakathon!

Running | The London and Boston marathons will include non-binary categories in their application forms for races next year, in an effort to promote inclusivity…

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And this year’s ‘non-binary’ winner?

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God knows!

If I were running across Tower Bridge…

…my fave part of my London Marathon, years and years ago…

…with a pack of sexual maladjusts pounding along behind me, I’d beat all my previous P.B.s – undoubtedly.

…for non-runners, a ‘PB’ is one’s ‘personal best’ time in any given race. Mine was (I think) 3 hours, 43 minutes, for the L.M.

Not sure how impressive the average practitoner of incest and/or bestiality and/or necrophilia might be…

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…in terms of speed, but they won’t be a pretty sight for spectators, for sure.

Whatever has possessed the director of the L.M., Hugh Brasher, thus to appease woko-weirdos?

It seems inexplicable, but you should ask Brasher….

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 Hugh Brasher

https://www.tcslondonmarathon.com/help/contact-us

..who says it’s a ‘ “significant step” in improving the race’s diversity…’

…but he doesn’t specify whether this new, improved, wokified race will include any or all of the above sorts of deviants I mentioned, but if not, Mr. Brasher has quite a way to go in his sad, sick programme of diversification.

But persevere he must, given his stated “commitment to making the London Marathon for everyone.”

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Everyone?

But here’s another thing. .

Brasher said the non-binary category would only apply to the mass participation start, and not the elite event. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/sep/14/london-and-boston-marathons-to-include-non-binary-category-for-2023-race

So the Elite Event is organised on a different concept of ‘inclusion?’

 

https://www.tcslondonmarathon.com/help/contact-u