Asian Uptights Bleat Against Beauty!

One might expect such uptight bleating in some sexist cess-pool like Iran or Saudi Arabia…

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…but NOT in Singapore, Taiwan or Australia!

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Yummy Kimberley

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As you can see, Kimberley Chen is delightful to behold.

Not only she herself, but we too, wherever we are, ought to give thanks today for the beauty bestown on her by her Maker, which she has been gracious enough to share on the internet.

I only wish some similar vision would take morning strolls, with or without the dog, in my pleasant but unexciting Jakarta neighbourhood.

Yet a swarm of whining keyboard killjoys has been berating her, aghast at her beige bikini – https://www.straitstimes.com/lifestyle/entertainment/netizens-bark-at-singer-kimberley-chen-after-she-wore-bikini – which, they complain, might be taken to suggest that she is absolutely unclad.

‘Complain!?!’ 

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Although the story about Ms Chen is in a Singapore newspaper, and she’s said to be based in Taiwan, she’s apparently Australian.

I hope to visit Oz in a few months. I’ll be watching out for her.

If I miss out on a sighting, perhaps I should take a trip to Taiwan.

Mama Stasi’s Minister Backs Backward Burkinis

Burkinis are now okay as far as Mama Stasi’s Minister Franziska Giffey is concerned.

We know her SPD party is not noted for tolerance…

‘Himmler’ Maas Calls On Secret Police to Undermine Patriots! 

Hitler’s SPD Heirs – ‘Media Must Gag Critics of Crimmigration!’ 

…but this Socialist extremist’s readiness to tolerate an affront to the very principle of integration suggests she must be desperate to lose her party the next election.

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The Burkini-Fan Ministrix

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Or not.

She’s been busily back-tracking after one really big row broke out, when ‘she justified wearing’   https://www.rt.com/news/430974-germany-minister-burkini-school/ the bizarre outfit favoured by fanatics when girls attend school swimming lessons.

Muslims are not obliged to dress as if they live in the 15th century. Just come down to Bali, here, in Indonesia, and see all the Jakarta gals who delight in dressing like normal women on the beach.

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When women migrate to Germany, they must shuck off benighted ‘cultural’ cr-p and when they wish to swim, should agreeably resemble the delights depicted in the AfD election poster.

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Of course there are primitives who would force all women into de-feminised, horrid gear, like this below, which we have shown you before…

‘Fathers, Husbands…

…Their Private Parts Are Your Responsibility.’

…not just primitive but downright offensive, ordering the men in the family to dictate dress-codes.

But incredibly, there are voices raised in the Minister of Appeasement’s support, like this –

“Giffey is actually right. Burkinis are justifiable. All children learn to swim and there is no reason to ban [girls] wearing burkinis from that,” said one of creepy-crawl Giffey’s fans on social media, who is either very stupid or just very determined to misrepresent the issue…

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…because the girls are not being banned, simply told to act like normal German girls and change out of those ridiculous things and enjoy the swimming lessons with their class-mates.

If these poor kids’ parents are the problem, then they should be told to sod off home to wherever they came from and where they may find schools with rules that suit their shallow prejudices.

Has France24 Just Exposed Shocking Media Bias?

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A slow and even downright slothful day today, but must report that I have just watched France 24 news, their media round-up, their focus being on the burkini bans, a not unreasonable focus, since the Council of State, the country’s highest court, will today rule on their legality.

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Please note – it’s flying the enemy flag beside France’s

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• But what was notable was the unanimity of the media they quoted from, all critical of the ban, even a Catholic paper called La Croix.
• Yet only minutes later, the same presenter told us that no less than SIXTY FOUR PER CENT of French citizens, in a poll, supported the ban.

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I know which I’d prefer to see on a French, or any, beach!

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This raises a very interesting question.

Did France24 deliberately choose only pro-burkini media to use as their examples of opinion, and if so why?

Or did pro-burkini media have to be chosen because there are no French media which support the ban?

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In which case, why are the media so utterly out of step with the people they’re meant to inform?

I don’t speak much French, so have not tried to check if the level of bias we see in Anglo-Saxon media is matched in La Belle France.

Perhaps our readers there can advise us? 

Kecantikan Dilarang – Fat-Ass Feminists Get Bikini Ad Banned!

Believe it or not, this innocuous advertisement has been banned in Britain!

I have often had to post on imbecilic censorship here in Indonesia, the way TV channels have to impose silly little opaque obstacles to deny us a decent view of cleavage, etc.

Dimana Bokong2nya? – Where Are Our Buttocks? 

But that’s just backward benighted kill-joys, you say – no way such nonsense would occur in the West.

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  ‘IT CAN’T HAPPEN HERE?’ 

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But it has!

 It’s been banned by the UK Advertising Standards Authority!

A couple of uptight bints, named Tara Costello and Fiona Longmuir, have mobilised a monstrous regiment of pitifully inadequate and/or grotty women, to protest against ‘body-shaming media!’

Some clown named Charlotte Baring (all?) has begun a petition, shrilling that “Protein World is directly targeting individuals, aiming to make them feel physically inferior to the unrealistic body image of the bronzed model, in order to sell their product,” http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11571978/Beach-body-ready-campaign-to-be-investigated-by-watchdog.html.

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A  ‘taking back the beach’ event has been held for grotbags last weekend in Hyde Park, hundreds of women with less than perfect shapes out to display their jealousy…

 

… and Protein World has been getting death threats!

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 Now if there’s a question over the ad’s claims about the benefits of the product, okay – if it’s misleading over facts, then the ASA has the right and duty to intervene.

But it’s gone way over the top, accepting as legitimate the mini-tsunami of complaints NOT about the factual claims but about ‘hurt feelings.’  

The ASA will investigate the ads to see if they are in breach of the UK code relating to taste, decency and harm and offence..

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/apr/29/beach-body-ready-ad-faces-formal-inquiry-as-campaign-sparks-outrage

FOR PITY’S SAKE!

Look at these photos – do they upset you?

 

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There’s nothing remotely offensive about lovely young girls in a bikini – except of course to a pack of tantrum-prone tarts whose personal appearance can’t hack it…

…. and who therefore just HATE to see a woman with a worthwhile figure held up for public admiration.

What the hell do these creepy cows expect to see on an add?

This?

Or this?

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The obese and the skeletal females pictured above may be charming and clever, but I would NOT want to look at them as illustrations on an ad for a health product or for any other reason.

They are off-putting.

The model in the Protein ad is not. She’s attractive.

And I understand why unattractive women might find the ad a turn -off.

But their hurt feelings are their problem. Not grounds for censorship.

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Awas, Ahok – Ada Resiko ‘Kontanimasi’ Bikini! More Jakarta Pool Parties?

CLASOUNDSATION & Luxurious Production Proudly Present :
AQUATICA “Go Hard or Go Home” It’s a POOL PARTY!!!
Date : Saturday, 2 May 2015
Place : The Media Hotel & Towers, Jakarta

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But before you decide to spend part of your weekend splashing happily, I’d recommend you ring and check  – it may well have been cancelled!

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In the normal run of events, I’d just have posted the above as a typical public service free ad – I like to let readers know what’s going on in this interesting city.

But this event – scheduled for tomorrow – is a POOL PARTY, a concept familiar to millions of people around the world,  lots of fun, people fooling around in the water on a hot day, emerging every now and then to have a bite to eat and a cold drink.

Music playing – dancing too, if you have the energy.

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• However, in view of Governor Ahok’s recent- and uncharacteristically irrational –  outburst —

• ” …if you go to a party dressed in a bikini, it’s outrageous.”   http://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2015/04/23/ahok-disapproves-bikini-party.html

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I wonder if those planning to attend this, or any similar party, in our fine city will be required to leap into the pool fully dressed!  

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”Outrageous” Activity in Jakarta Pools? OMG – BIKINIS! 

Unfortunately, Pak Gubernor is not the only one here who is afflicted with uptight attitudes about lightly-clad young ladies cavorting poolside. Here’s a view from a sociologist, Musni Umar – 

 “Yes, this is a phenomenon of today’s youth, who are already contaminated by Western culture.http://www.merdeka.com/peristiwa/masih-sma-sudah-ikut-pesta-bikini-besarnya-mau-jadi-apa.html

• I am sure I’m not the only one who awaits with interest Ahok’s proposed dress-code for pool parties.

One-piece bathing suits?

T-shirts (wet, of course!) with shorts?

Batik on Fridays?

Plastic tuxedos?

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Water-proof burkas?