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  • ross1948 13:31 on November 5, 2019 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Bonfires, , British sovereignty, , ,   

    Guy Fawkes? A Brexit Festival! 

    Many Brits probably don’t realise that what they celebrate tonight, with bonfires and fireworks, is fundamentally a proto-Brexiteering event, in that wicked old Guido was aiming to place Britain under a Continental supranational authority, namely the 17th century Papacy.



    Till recently, many bonfires had an effigy of the Pope atop the flames!

    In those days, 1605, the Pope was seen by most Brits, post-Reformation, as a threat to sovereignty.

    That’s why Mr. Fawkes and his co-conspirators were put to death, for treason, not for their religion per se.

    These days, after three years of watching at least half their parliamentarians engaged in manoeuvres little short of consorting with the enemy in Brussels…




    ….many participants in tonight’s fiery fun may think that blowing up the House of Commons may not have been such a bad idea.

    Yet surely a better idea is to introduce referenda as a regular part of the UK’s constitutional arrangements?

    Swiss-style direct democracy is the way forward, a means of putting uppity MPs in their deservedly lowly place!


    However, tonight, British patriots should make the most of it, and cheer as dummy Guys…

    Heil Soros! Unspeakable Guy Defends Plutocrat Med….


    ….go up in smoke!


    Having said all that, sometimes the old customs have a lingering appeal!

    Dope Spurns My Plan – Castelgandolfo, Open To Tourists, NOT ‘Migrants!’ 

    Pope Francis waves as he arrives to lead his weekly general audience at St. Peter's Square at Vatican

    Hey, Dope Francis, Bring Your Pedo-Priest To Justice

    • Vicki 16:32 on November 5, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      I remenber you had that idea a year ago, I think.
      I like it but a big papier mache Bercow would be more fun, to celebrate his replacemrnt by a man who MUST be more trustworthy and pattiotic.


    • Brian Goodchild 17:28 on November 5, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Both The Dope and Ghastly Ghastly Guy would look good on top of a bonfire ( they wouldn’t ever look good anywhere else!) but I am not taking down the cardboard Bojo we made.


  • ross1948 10:42 on November 5, 2018 Permalink | Reply
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    Guy Fawkes Rehabilitation Night? 

    Back in The Old Country, on 5th November every year, there are bonfires and fireworks to celebrate the failure of some conspirators to blow up the Palace of Westminster ( better known as Parliament) in 1605.



    In view of how the majority of MPs now appear to be eager to betray the British people’s referendum vote for freedom, I wonder if the celebrants these days might be thinking more in terms of honouring ‘The Guy,’ rather than burning him in effigy.


    Guy Verhofstadt

    Heil Soros! Unspeakable Guy Defends Plutocrat Meddling! 

    Ooops, wrong Guy photo…though seeing lots of effigies of that blathering Belgian go up in smoke would be an inspiring sight!


    Then again, in many parts of the country, it used to be not Mr. Fawkes that was thus set on fire but the ‘Bishop of Rome whom some call Pope.’

    Given the record of The Abominable Argie who currently holds that position…

    Hey, Dope Francis, Bring Your Pedo-Priest To Justice! 

    …not just in his highly questionable handling of the ‘pedophile priests’ scandal but also in his callous disregard for the safety of the people of Europe, especially women and girls..

    Dope! “Prioritise Migrants’ Dignity Over National Security!”

    Argie Dope’s Selective Prayers! 

    I rather hope we may see a revival of that grand old tradition.

    • Edward Lamont 16:07 on November 5, 2018 Permalink | Reply

      I see the Anti-Brits are burning Boris in effigy, so reappraisals of who goes on the bonfire are the ‘in’ thing this year.
      Francis of Rome is one possibility,
      in keeping with history as you correctly state.
      But after what I’ve been reading about Theresa May’s “secret” sell-out to Brussels, keeping us in the Euro-Customs Union, to appease Dublin, there’s only one effigy we should be burning.
      That’s the traitor at Number Ten Downing Street.


      • Noreen Paterson 20:15 on November 5, 2018 Permalink | Reply

        Some ‘secret,’ if all the newspapers know about it.


    • Vanessa Reilly 17:16 on November 5, 2018 Permalink | Reply

      Yes, the Pope is a dope, and a danger.
      Nevertheless, the top name on every British patriot’s list for burning in effigy on top of every bonfire must be the arch-traitor, Theresa May.


    • Jacko 17:24 on November 5, 2018 Permalink | Reply

      I’m making our guy transgender and calling her Theresa!


    • Eric Richards 18:23 on November 5, 2018 Permalink | Reply

      You might not have noticed but here in the town of Battle, on a chilly Sussex Saturday, they had an early bonfire attended by thousands, at which the guy set on fire was not The traditional Guy Fawkes and not the Pope either.
      Last weekend that small town set us an example well worth following, an effigy of Theresa May burning brightly and then, I am reliably informed, exploding, to the loud cheers of the crowd!


      • Penny 19:59 on November 5, 2018 Permalink | Reply

        I read about that MAY-burning and was delighted.
        She will go down in history as the worst ever Prime Minister.


    • Mack the Knife 21:46 on November 5, 2018 Permalink | Reply

      Nothing to disagree with in any of the comments on this, but burning her in effigy is just an evening’s fun.
      We have to force her out before she does her deal with Brussels.


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