Election Post-Mortem 2 – ‘Ding Dong, The Broxtowe Witch…’ Adapt The Song To Celebrate!

I was surprised that Dominic Grieve, the renegade Remoaner erstwhile ‘Conservative,’ got so many votes as an Independent candidate in Beaconsfield –

Conservative	56.1%
Grieve Independent	29.0%
Labour	9.9%
Green	3.5%
Independent	1.4%

– it’s hard to trust a man who hardly opens his mouth when he speaks!

But still we should be content to see him cast out.

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However, the cream on every patriotic Brits’ pre-Christmas Cake must surely have been the result in Broxtowe, where that frantic Fourth Reich fan, Shrill Soubry, was humiliated, despite the LibDems standing down in her favour…

Tory  26,602

Labour 21,271 .

Anna Soubry (Independent Group for Change) 4,668 .

Green 1,806

English Democrats 432
Independent, 321
Militant Elvis 172.

…only a few facile thousand giving her their votes, a miserable total which has launched her into the garbage bin of British political history.

Handel’s Messiah is always popular at seasonal concerts, so…

Haaaalleeeluuuuujah!

 

Fourth Reich Fan Shrill Soubry – WRONG, Again!

I see much ado about if, when or how to have a general election back in The Old Country.

I cannot affect that decision, so I will let the melodrama play out for a while.

But one quote in the Guardian made me smile. It was Cry-Baby The Shrill…

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Shrill Soubry Should Get Out Of The Kitchen!

…Sour Soubry, who got so uptight about being called a ‘nazi’ despite her own immense and oft-expressed for the Brussels Empire..

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….aka the Fourth Reich.

Anna Soubry, the leader of the breakaway Independent Group for Change, who will attend Tuesday’s meeting, said she would “absolutely not support” a general election, because it “will solve nothing…”

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WRONG!

It WOULD most definitely solve something.

In one small corner of an English shire, it would mean that vile vixen would be forced to face the voters of Broxtowe, whose collective face she has spat in time and again.

You Live In Broxtowe? 

Soubry, having been elected as a Tory, and having failed to force out more genuinely conservative colleagues…

Brexit – Shrill Soubry Pants For Stalin-Style Purge! 

…switched parties to join a Europhiliac clique…

He could tell her what the bunker mentality does for a person

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…but has resolutely declined to emerge from her bunker and let her electorate in Broxtowe have their say on her turn-coat stunt.

Soubry To Voters – Don’t Dare Try To Thwart My Betrayals! 

If a general election – whenever a general election – is held, the good people of Broxtowe will at last be able to give her their considered opinion.

Gold-Plated Dope, Sour-Faced Tart?’ Vile Abuse Or Fair Comment?

My guess as to what that might be?