Tagged: cleavage Toggle Comment Threads | Keyboard Shortcuts

  • ross1948 9:43 am on February 14, 2016 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , cleavage, , , International Hide the Yummy Bits Day!, , , , , ,   

    February 14th – ‘International Hide-The-Yummy-Bits Day!’ 


    A fine sunny morn here in Jakarta, and further reasons to smile include arising to find a superb bacon and egg sandwich breakfast already prepared, and a risible blatter on tv, Euronews telling us it offers ‘balanced’ reporting!

    But then we realise it’s 14th February! Can I reach the garden gate though the stacks of mail?

    Ooops! It’s Sunday – no mailman..ooops, again, no letter-carrier!

    And BIGGEST OOOPS! This is not, after all, Valentine’s Day!

    ===============

    Tolak (Reject) Valentine’s Day

    Boring!

    Hari Menutup Aurat International?

    Literal translation  – ‘International Day for Covering Aurat.’

    Aurat? 

    A matter of interpretation.

    But Google Translate often gives it as ‘private parts’ – yet what normal, sane people regard as private parts has little to do with it, though no regrets for the fun afforded me when I wrote about “No Guarantees On Miss World’s Private Parts!” MUI 

    Another common Google Translate offering is ‘genitals!’ Most of us would be taken aback if genitalia were on display, but that’s uncommon, to say the least, except in the smallest minds to be found in the archipelago. 

    Genitals?…‘Scholars’ on Scarfs – ‘Must Be Shariah-Compliant, Hide Genitals, Show No Curves!’  .

    We can review what’s a private part in a moment, but first let me remind you – aurat is a sexist concept, a form of subjugation imposed by men, usually old but often younger fogeys too.

    The poster below, which needs to be widely circulated, makes the sexism absolutely clear.

    000000000

    aurat-mereka-dosa-anda-2 

    Addressed to ayah dan suami, fathers and husbands, you can see what’s  forbidden in the lists on either side of Michelin Maid.

    Then, at the bottom, it offensively tells the afore-mentioned gents that ‘Their Aurat is Your Responsibility.’

    In other words, inspect your women before you allow them out! But you men can go bare-headed, flaunt your kees, etc…

    —-

    sexism

    Instead of using the word to describe what you and I might consider ‘private parts,’  jihadist jackasses have hi-jacked it to cover splendid ( or even meagre) cleavage, thighs, mid-riffs – they hate navels!  

    ————-

    knees

    And even knees Good Indonesians Denounce ArchBigot Ali’s Latest Intolerant Outburst and shoulders.

    Beautiful glossy black hair too is deemed aurat by the fanatic fringe, which is really…saaaad!

    This mentality always provokes me, but only to do something nice for readers, like find good yummy females with loads of aurat for your delectation. 

    Basically, the fanatic fogeys dislike women.

    We like ’em!

    So here you are!

    Welcome to beautiful Indonesia!

     

     

     

     

    ——–

    Have a Happy!

    Advertisements
     
    • Darryl 11:57 am on February 14, 2016 Permalink | Reply

      Wonderful pix, Ross. Thanks for making the morning brighter.
      And a good article, this aurat is a crock. Let women be women, the way God made them.

  • ross1948 4:53 pm on July 22, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Brigitte Bardot, , , cleavage, extermination, feral cats, , , Sex Kitten, The Fities   

    Sex Kitten – ‘Solidarity With Oz Cats!’ But How About Feral Crimmigrants? 


    French actress Brigitte Bardot has condemned an Australian plan to cull two million feral cats to stop them harming native animals, a proposal animal rights groups said Wednesday was unlikely to be successful. Brigitte Bardot slams Australia’s plan to kill 2 million feral cats

    Mon Dieu! Brigitte Bardot!

    The Sex Kitten, as she was called back in her hey-day, in the late Fifties (another good reason to remember with affection that decade!)

    =

    fifties

    Affection, rather than the censorious disapproval with which pinko creeps regard those halcyon years, when common decency and patriotism were taken for granted as normal, not derided!

    And nice to see that, as with her love of country, the Sex Kitten’s kindness to animals flourishes, undimmed by the passage of time.  

    I won’t offer you any photo of her present self, preferring, naturally, to show you the lady at her long-ago luscious best, with cleavage superb enough to give the ghastly uptights of the Indonesian Censor Board a collective stroke! Dimana Bokong2nya? – Where Are Our Buttocks

    ——————–

    =====

    Nor am I going to get into the argument about the prospective jihad against stray cats, although one member of this household would, if she could!

    Her mom and dad fell into that category, and so would she…

    ……….

    ibi idul fitri

    …………..

    …were it not for my Bardot-like compassion.

    000000000000000000000000000000000000000

    But if such a warring down of anti-social animals is truly on the cards, then why should the government not extend it to the garbage which has drifted into Oz as part of the ‘asylum’ tsunami, to stop them harming native AUSTRALIANS?

     It’s not as if they are less of a danger than the ‘feral’ felines. At least a street-cat doesn’t generally molest defenceless women, nor have I heard of any cat arraigned as a child-sex-predator!

    Yet we’ve had to comment on ‘asylum’ scum aplenty in that regard.

    ————-

    Who Deserves Flogging More? The Pig, Or The Fool Who Let Him Walk?  

      Ali Jaffari
      • ———-
      • Or this one? 
    • Rubel Sheikh

      Rubel Sheikh

    When’s the Vigil for “Asylum” Savages’ Victims? 

    And then there are the ISIS renegades – these servants of evil again much more deserving of extermination than small furry creatures of any species, much more deserving of thecondemnation by Abbott’s Minister for Cat-Culls, Mr. Hunt – “They are tsunamis of violence and death…” than any prowling puss! 

    Australia’s Enemy Within – Some Good News…But Some Bad! 

    Former Kings Cross bouncer Mohammad Ali Baryalei had been the alleged mastermind of a shocking plot to snatch a stranger off the streets of Sydney and behead them…the Afghan refugee, also part-time actor, is believed to have helped send scores of Australian fighters to the wars in Syria and Iraq..

    https://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/25376865/australias-most-senior-is-member-killed-reports/

    ———————

    Mohammad Ali Baryalei

    000000000000000000000.

    OK, this one’s already been put down (Hurray!) in the Middle East, but the vile slug came to Australia’s sunny shores as a ‘refugee?’ There are plenty more where that swine came from, showing their true colours on the streets of Australia’s cities, coming up for court cases, or already in jail.

    Why keep ’em alive on the tax-payers dime? 

    And other countries could do well to adopt similar strategies, like Sweden….

    Crimmigrant Rape Gangs Get Green Light in Sweden

    Multi -Cult Hell – Alien Ingrates Run Amok in Sweden 

    Death-Threat Imam Undeported

    The satanic bint in that story would surely be much the better for a one-way trip to her local Lancashire vet. 

     
    • Tabby 5:37 pm on July 22, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      No grouse with you on the crimmigrants but anyone who has a cat in Australia should oppose this cat-killing nonsense.
      Hunt’s supporters are talking about laying poison bait for the strays.
      How are our pets supposed to know what to avoid if they’re out of doors playing in the field near our house.

    • Ed Janott 7:30 pm on July 22, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      She was a stunner.
      Oh for a time machine to go back to those days when Australia was a hundred per cent Australian and a chance to see BB in her prime!

    • Teresa Gianotti 4:29 am on July 23, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      You should criticise the extermination of these cats. They are strays ONLY because of cruel owners who dont look after them and fail to get them neutered then when the cats have kittens they throw them out.
      I dont see anything wrong with what you have written about those illegal aliens but you shouldnt mix the two arguments up.
      The cats are our responsibility and Australians should not treat any dumb animals like that.

    • Kris 5:06 am on July 23, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      Nice one Ross. Those two in the photos aren’t fit to live in Australia and really aren’t fit to live anywhere.
      However the government will not bring back the death penalty even for jihadists, so they aren’t going to do it for these two and those like them.
      The best thing to do in that case is send them back to their countries of origin and see how long they last there.

  • ross1948 6:48 pm on July 18, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , cleavage, , , Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre   

    Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre – A Tsunami of Cleavage! 


    My visitor having departed, I am left to make the most of tv tonight, as there’s not much doing downtown, though tomorrow I gotta get out and about – Ramadan was not an exciting month.

    But unlike during the Festive Season back in The Old Country, tv here does not delight the populace with a galaxy of good movies. Today, for instance, I tuned into  cable channel called Syfy, and was amazed and intrigued by a film called –

    To say it is less than cerebrally stimulating would be the opposite of hyperbole, but if you can come to terms with the realistic plot, whereby a gigantic primeval shark,  released from a subterranean ocean by fracking, terrorises a group of escaped women convicts in an Arkansas swamp, it’s not at all bad, and given the time of year, a welcome aurat treat!.

    ====

    Lucky old guards!

    ===

    The allure of the innovative prison uniforms – low-cut tops and tiny shorts, as shown above – does tend to distract one from the meaningful ecological message, but throughout the 90-odd minutes, there’s always the thrill of imagining the multiple outrage attacks among the Indonesian Board of Censors as the prisoners find novel excuses to bend forward towards the camera.

    ========== 

    Google has plenty of links by which you can download it.

    Here’s one of them. http://horrorpedia.com/2014/07/10/sharkansas-womens-prison-massacre/

     
  • ross1948 9:51 am on June 16, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , cleavage, curves, , genitalia, , , , , , , ,   

    ‘Genitalia?’ C’mon, Facebookers – ‘Like’ This Malaysian! 


    Thousands back gymnast in genitalia row at SEA Games
    \================================
    Meanwhile, next door, in Malaysia….

    That athletic and attractive form above belongs to Farah Ann Abdul Hadi, a Malaysian sportswoman.

    For her splendid performance, she’s come under attack from Islamist intolerants, the sort of sexists who see nothing wrong with guys going about bare-headed but insist that evey female has to be a baghead.

    ==

    aurat-mereka-dosa-anda-2

    This ‘educational’ Indonesian poster sums up the fanatic minority’s sexist mentality
                                            ‘Fathers and Husbands–Their Aurat is Your Responsibility!’

    ==

    Sexism incarnate, for sure, and the sight of lovely Farah has got them TERRIBLY excited!

    Most of the time, we just have to listen to their bleating, but in this case, there’s a way to show your disdain –

    By Monday, 11,000 people had “liked” the Facebook page “Farah Ann Abdul Hadi For Malaysia” which calls for “praise and support” for the double gold-medallist.

    But never underestimate the eager ogling of the uptights. back home in Malaysia. The whners maintain  they could see the shape of her “aurat” (genitalia) in her leotard.

    Hell, you can just imagine them, sitting in their sad little corners, gripping magnifying glasses tightly, salivating ever-so-righteously over the laptop screen.

    ‘Oh, look, it’s AURAT!’

    • Appallingly, collaborationist females have joined in the shrilling. 
    • Women ‘must prioritise the Islamic codes in sports attire,” said Roszida Kamaruddin, head of the female wing of the National Muslim Youth Association.

    Yeah, Indonesia has some of that sort too. This outburst occurred a year ago, more or less.

    The Deputy Secretary General, Indonesian Ulema Council ( MUI ) Welya Safitri, added that the Aceh model is a good example…most importantly, wearing the hijab must meet three conditions. That it’s Shariah compliant, conceals the genitals and shows no curves.

    =====================================

    =

    ‘Scholars’ on Scarfs – ‘Must Be Shariah-Compliant, Hide Genitals, Show No Curves!’ 

     ====================================

    Happily, sensible, non-sex-obsessed Malaysian Muslims have spoken up on the gymnast’s behalf, people like Sports Minister Khairy Jamaluddin- “In gymnastics Farah wowed the judges and brought home gold. In her deeds only the Almighty judges her. Not you. Leave our athletes alone.” Thousands back gymnast in ‘genitalia’ row at SEA Games

    Hear hear!

    Now!

    If, unlike me, you have not been defenstrated from Facebook (in my case for exposing sectarian atrocities) please get onto that girl’s page and LIKE her!

     
  • ross1948 3:34 pm on March 10, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , cleavage, firing squad, Germaine Greer, , , nipples   

    Bishop’s Boobs? Greer Trivialises Drug-Crim Executions! 


    I’ve never had much time for Germaine Greer, a sorry left-over from the bra-burning Sixties, but her performance on Oz tv this week was more pathetic than usual.

    • juliebish
    • No matter what your view on the Bali drug-crims, it was surely puerile for Greer to trivialise the situation by asking of Foreign Minister Julie Bishop if she’d bare her boobs as the price of freezing Indonesia’s firing squad plans.

    It’s hardly most people’s idea of a fit subject for humour! 

    The subject matter was raised by an audience member who brought up the ‘Free the nipple’ social media campaign.

    ———–

     Greer

    It aims to overcome the taboo around exposing women’s nipples in film, television and photographs. https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/26580977/awkward-moment-bishop-asked-if-she-would-go-topless-to-save-bali-nine-duo/

    I had never heard of this peculiar campaign. It would not do well here in Jakarta. The uptight censors plaster smoky clouds over even a hint of cleavage, and scenes of a sip of wine, and of course over smoking.

    ————————–

    • censored-boobs-300x199

    Dimana Bokong2nya? – Where Are Our Buttocks? 

    • It’s almost funny, but after a while makes you want to weep at their kill-joy imbecility.
    • —————–
    • celeb,celebrity,sexy,yvonne,strahovski- Yvonne Strahvoski -who is she? No idea, but great pics or pecs!
    • —————————-
    • And to revert to our headline, who’d want to ogle either Greer’s or Bishop’s breasts anyway? Not when more appetising possibilities exist, for sure! 

     

     
    • JazPen 8:12 pm on March 10, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      I agree with you about Greer, and about not wanting to ogle her boobs. And I agree about the censorship in Jakarta, it is stupid.
      I am not so sure about Bishop. In the photo you use she looks quite attractive. But I have seen other photos where she looks pretty ropey.
      I think Yvonne Strahvoski, whoever she is, must be the best bet..

      .

  • ross1948 11:06 pm on March 6, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , cleavage, Danggut Akademi, , , , , Inul, , O Channel   

    Intan, Jember, Dangdut Diamond! 


    Decided to look in on Indosiar’s Dangdut Akademi show again, after a brief personal boycott in protest at the elimination of that cute Kedari kid, Erna.

    Dangdut Akademi – Aku Akan Rindu Erna! 

    And my change of channels was rewarded by a sighting of a real little gem, with beautiful big eyes, Intan, from Jember!

    ————————

    Intan means ‘diamond’ and she is a jewel.

    Dewi Persik was one of the jury, looking yummy as always, and I have to say even Inul Daratista, on the judges’ panel, looked nice tonight, having discarded those silly hats she’s been wearing, her hair done attractively.

    I think Inul’s mood is related to her appearance, because she was much less of a cross-patch too!

    But I didn’t stay with the programme too long – they have a fat fool mincing around the stage whose presence mars the pleasant vista, so I moved over to catch the O Channel movie.

    Had to see how many imbecilic censor clouds they’d manage to plaster over cleavages. glasses of wine and cigarettes this evening.

    ———

    censored-boobs-300x199

    ————

    Why does Indonesia’s censorship board have a down on all that makes life a delight?

    Alas, O Channel had that ancient movie, Darkman, which had been on less than a week before! So I found the Java Jazz Festival on a hitherto unknown channel called MiX, and stuck with that.

     
  • ross1948 7:55 am on January 13, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: beautiful breasts, , cleavage, , , , , , , stupidity   

    Red Kill-Joys Go Nuts About Beautiful Breasts! 


    I see the Communist dictatorship in Beijing has cracked down on cleavage.  That debauched old tyrant Mao Tse Tung was heavily into sex orgies, but his heirs still glorify his memory, veiling his sins from their subjects.

    Yet they see nothing amiss in censoring these rather splendid ladies, not for anything immoral but simply for adding a most agreeable – and very non-ideological – dimension to that Maoist slogan about a ‘Great Leap Forward!’  

    ———————

    —-

    Reports on the BBC this morning say Chinese viewers are up in arms, long used to the despots’ refusal to let any dissenting political voice be seen or heard on the media, but affronted by the red censors’ suppression of beauty.

    Here in Jakarta, we have long suffered similarly inane interference from kill-joys.

    Dimana Bokong2nya? – Where Are Our Buttocks? 

      It is a constant irritation to see not only splendid busts obscured by an opaque rectangle on the tv screens, but also shots which include people enjoying a drink or a cigarette.

    00

    censored-boobs-300x199

    0000

    The clowns even banned the film ‘Noah’ to appease uptight sectarians.

    The only good thing that arises from all this nonsense is that ordinary people, especially younger people, DO feel affronted, and this gradually engenders antagonism to the ideologies – whether Marxist or Islamist – seen to be responsible.

    http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/7th-century-cleavage-too-controversial-for-chinese-tv–xyPqGhbH9g

     
    • JazPen 8:43 am on January 13, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      I like it better when you post things like this in the morning instead of midnight, Ross.

      It is always pleasant to view something, or somethings, like these, over breakfast.

    • ario 11:37 am on January 13, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      Good points!

c
Compose new post
j
Next post/Next comment
k
Previous post/Previous comment
r
Reply
e
Edit
o
Show/Hide comments
t
Go to top
l
Go to login
h
Show/Hide help
shift + esc
Cancel