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  • ross1948 17:10 on December 11, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: condoms, Durex Jihad, , , , , ,   

    IslamoNazi Durex Jihad! No Year’s End Happy Endings? 

     After our treatise on Islamist loathing of romance…

    Love At The Mosque? Islamists Infuriated! 

    … it seems the IslamoNazi FPI in Makassar are to launch a crusade against condoms!

    Sejumlah massa dari Front Pembela Islam (FPI) melakukan aksi di depan Gedung Mahkaman Konstitusi (MK), Jakarta, Rabu (27/1). brave IslamoNazi raiders, hiding behind masks


    Sorry, ‘crusade’ is not exactly a fitting word – how about a ‘Durex Jihad?’

    The report comes from an Indonesian-language site I know nothing about, but whoever runs it clearly has a sense of humour, a useful attribute when handling the rabid ravings of the white-shirt thug gang.

    If, next year, Makassar, in South Sulawesi, experiences a baby boom or there are many who contract venereal diseases, it seems we can highlight a group calling itself the Islamic Defenders Front of South Sulawesi, as the cause.

    And their infantile bigotry comes in the form of a special Hogmanay outing, some 500 sectarian bullies determined to combat extra-marital sex (zina) on New Year’s Eve by means of… raiding pharmacies.



    Yes, it’s that man again, Abu Thoriq, local FPI gang spokesman, who says  –      

    “We have received a report that ahead of New Year’s Eve, demand for condoms increases….

    Oh yeah?

    “So, Insya Allah, starting on 25-30th inst., ahead of New Year, 500 FPI members are to be unleashed, to monitor and raid pharmacies that deliberately sell such filthy goods!”

    Filthy goods?  I felt obliged to double-check the original, and yes, ‘jorok,’ ‘filthy,’ was the word he used…

    Thing is, if Angry Abu doesn’t like condoms, okay, nobody wants to make him use them.

    If other people want to buy, sell or use them, it’s none of this uptight prig’s business, nor his swarm of louts.  

    If Indonesia had more interesting gun laws, those victimised pharmacists would be able, and absolutely entitled, to take out any hoodlums who burst into their premises intent on theft or vandalism of any of their stock.



    That would be worth an extra-strenuous New Year celebration.

    The Indonesian author of the piece makes the obvious criticism of the moronic mayhem plan  –

    Given the reality that condoms are medical devices associated with contraception and prevention of sexually transmitted diseases, one would think almost all pharmacies sell condoms, yeah?. So they’ll just continue raiding everything, right?           


    But of course, sir! That’s how they get their kicks, since they don’t like fun.

    I note from another link  (pojoksulsel.com) that Angry Abu’s intolerants have a busy holiday season ahead of them.


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    No happy endings at this year’s end, it seems, if killjoy creeps are determined to have their wicked way!


  • ross1948 00:01 on February 12, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: chocolates, condoms, Fiesta, , , , rampant adultery, Silver Queen,   

    Red Alert! Rampant Adultery Looms In East Java! 

    The latest outburst of alarm from the MUI (yeah, them again, the Indonesian Council of ‘Scholars’) is droll indeed, grim prophecies of a ‘rampant adultery‘ outbreak in East Java.

    And why this imminent moral collapse?

    ‘A chocolate Valentine gift package, along with condoms. Two Silver Queen candy bars and Fiesta condoms neatly in plastic wrap and tied with a pink ribbon.’


    Cokelat berhadiah kondom. Foto: Istimewa


    “RED ALERT !! Choc + condoms distributed free in Malang. Possibly also in other areas or sold in supermarkets. Be Aware …. beware ! “  wrote one frantic Facebooker.  “May Allah bestow guidance on the sons and daughters of this country! “

    Since condoms are on sale not only in every mall chemist/ pharmacist shop but also in most of the mini-markets we can find almost every hundred yards along both main and minor roads, the sons and daughters of this country hardly need the prospect of a couple of bars of Silver Queen to lure them into rampant adultery. (though it’s very popular here – the confectionery, not adultery!)


    Nor, since they’re likely to be teens, is adultery remotely likely – a bit of fornication, maybe, but not transgressing marital vows! 

    Needless to say, politicians are lining up to fight  the war on wanton chocolate!.

    Listen to the shrilling  from Tri Murny, a member of the Legislature’s Commission VIII, whose stern visage in the photo is fairly scary – she’s a leading member of the National Democrats, part of Jokowi’s ruling coalition.

    “Indonesia is predominantly Muslim. There should be no such ads. They should give a gift that is normal.”  .http://pojoksatu.id/pojok-news/2015/02/06/sambut-valentine-beredar-coklat-berhadiah-kondom/

    That’s all from one obscure site, pojoksatu, which is no doubt reliable, but I thought I’d dig into more sources on this shock/horror/drama story.


    It was from Merdeka.com that we learned of that fantastic phrase – rampant adultery.



    Baidlowi Musleh MUI’s top man in Malang


    Baidlowi Musleh reckons the Valentine gift package will make adultery rampant….gifts in the form of a condom clearly point to usage as a means of adultery.

    He even helpfully explains what condoms are for“Condoms are the tools used to prevent pregnancy, used by certain people in the act of adultery. So clearly prohibited by religious law!” he continued.

     But Musleh offers a more fulsome explanation.. The condoms are bad news, of course, but here’s the key objection coming. 

    Every Muslim, Musleh said, is forbidden to wear or show attributes as well as certain symbols that reflect other religions’ symbols. Celebrating Valentine’s day is clearly prohibited from an Islamic perspective.

    Actually, Musleh, it’s just a bit of fun. There’s not one single teen in this country or back West who even imagines there’s ANY religious significance to it. 

    When the nice polite Muslims I know break their fast at twilight during Ramadan, they think nothing of inviting me to join them. I suppose by doing so I’m part of their ‘celebration‘ of their religious feast. But of course I’m not converting!

    Neither are the kids who delight in Valentine cards, flowers and chocolates – worry about the condoms if you please, but don’t be so darned intolerant.  

    It’s civilised to enjoy the nice things about other people’s creeds. 





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