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  • ross1948 09:52 on September 8, 2016 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , dancing ban, , , , , , , Sheikh Khalil   

    Indonesia’s Islamist Kill-Joys Rage Against Erotic Wobbling! 

    Again I’m obliged to quote my old Latin teacher when confronted by one of us hapless boys with something absurd   – ‘that would make a cat laugh.’

    And sure enough, here’s Ibi in stitches…




    ….reacting to the latest kill-joy outburst from the Aceh chapter of the infamous IslamoNazi FPI, self-styled ‘Defenders of Islam.’

    There are elections coming up there, and while none of the candidates in Indonesia’s only shariah-ruled province are likely to meet with my approval, at least there are signs of humanity among some of them.

    Or so we must assume, because…

    …the Islamic Defenders Front (FPI) Bireuen are requesting all candidates for Vice Regent in Bireuen running in the 2017 elections to respect Shari’a law in Aceh….

    So dos that mean the white-shirt thug gang is seeking declarations of support for flogging defenceless girls who go out scarfless or hold their boyfriends’ hands?


    The Sharia Hell of Aceh!

    The Sharia Hell of Aceh!


    Both such behaviours are, after all, outlawed by the backward bigot codes that obtain in Aceh. 


    It’s a much more frightful form of misconduct which has the nasties all agitated. 
    “Holding indecent dangdut performances to win the sympathy of the public… is stupid and ridiculous!” said Chairman of FPI Bireuen, Sheikh Khalil on Monday.

    ooooooooooooooosyeh_khalil_FPI Bireuen

    Happy-Happy Sheikh, left


    For new readers, dangdut is the common people’s favourite music (and mine!) and many candidates for local (and much higher) office have luscious songstresses at their rallies to stimulate popular support.

    Here’s a link if you want to sample the flavour.

    Live Konser Goyang Dangdut Panas Oplosan Terbaru 2014 – YouTube

    Dangdut singers are almost invariably yummy girls, like those in the photos below.



    Creepy Khalil, however, is beside himself at the prospect. He says he’ll be asking voters not to choose candidates who are looking for a cheap thrill with dangdut…
    The question arises – is he then in favour of expensive thrills?

    No matter. I shudder to imagine what might ‘thrill’ the likes of a sectarian gang leader who characterises the fun performances as dangdut wobbling that carries the stench of eroticism.

    Where can we buy tickets, I hear you ask!

    But while you and I might reckon a bit of aromatic wobbling is exactly what a boring political campaign needs…




    ….especially in benighted Aceh, not so Creepy Khalil, who maintains that those who differ from his mean-spirited mind-set just DON’T understand the socio-cultural and socio-religious society Bireuen!” 

    All parties, said Sheikh Khalil, should undertake preventive measures before Islamic Sharia violations occur…


    • JazPen 10:28 on September 9, 2016 Permalink | Reply

      And I read somewhere probably on your blog, that Aceh wants to attract tourists?


    • Wulandari 10:36 on September 9, 2016 Permalink | Reply

      Everybody here in Indonesia loves dangdut singing.
      All my Muslim neighbour like to have dangdut music on the radio in their cars. And if Muslim are against dangdut who are all the thousands who go to dangdut konser?

      The shiekh should go be in arab country, but I think even that many arab country have music.
      Is it not so that belly dancers dance there?


    • santi 11:44 on September 9, 2016 Permalink | Reply

      I love your laughing cat, Ross.
      I laugh too at the stupid FPI who are so UnIndonesian.
      Dangdut is the music of my country. That is a song title. And it is true.
      KDI has million tv viewers. Kontes Dangdut Indonesia.
      I think the FPI only get angry because more people like the wobbling dancers than they like the FPI.


    • Tari Sunda 11:51 on September 9, 2016 Permalink | Reply

      This FPI always makes us ashamed if foreigners think we in Indonesia are all same like them. All my friends and cousins like dangdut and many have dangdut singers for entertaining wedding guests when they had parties for getting married.
      Muslim or Christian in every kampung and island of our country enjoy dangdut. The singers are very nicer to look at than the horrible FPI men in the photo you show.


    • Diana 15:23 on September 9, 2016 Permalink | Reply

      Not much of a hippy-hippy sheikh.
      I feel sorry for the people there, but it’s supposed to be the ‘world’s largest Muslim democracy,’ so why don’t they vote for candidates who don’t dislike fun?


    • Nabila 10:39 on September 10, 2016 Permalink | Reply

      We love our dangdut. Indonesia is not same like FPI.
      Please make foreign people understand this,


    • Pak Suwanto 13:42 on September 10, 2016 Permalink | Reply

      This FPI think our country is in Arabia or Yemen maybe. They think same as Arab and Yemen people because they have many of them Yemeni and Arab grandfather, who come to Indonesia in colonial time. .
      We real Indonesia people are differen because we like to dancing and singing.We like all good happy stuff western or from Indian. That is India where dangdut come from.
      Even Arab music we can like but not the Arab FPI.


  • ross1948 17:30 on May 9, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , dancing ban, kill-joy Fauzan, , Miami Heat Sexy Dancers, North Aceh, sexual arousal,   

    Sex Lagi? Aceh Gas-Bags Belch Again – Dance Diktats Quell Arousal? 

    The Sharia Hell of Aceh!

    The Sharia Hell of Aceh!


    Last week we covered the latest idiotic eruptions from the Verandah of Mecca –  Brain-Dead Bigots Ban Biking Couples!  – that’s what the most backward province in Indonesia likes to call itself, and who are we to quibble with their self-description?

    Shariah rules in Aceh.




    God help its wretched residents, and I see the same bigoted bloke we quoted last week is piling on their agony, further disgracing Indonesia’s reputation with the following fatuity-

    “There are some clauses banning women from dancing in front of men because doing so could incite negative perceptions and sometimes trigger sexual arousal,” said the head of the North Aceh Legislative Council legislation agency, Tgk Fauzan Hamzah.  http://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2015/05/06/aceh-women-activists-slam-latest-sharia-based-regulations.html

    Sexual Arousal!?! How does he know this?

    Personal experience?


    • ————
    • ———
    • Has he been exposed to the horrors of the Miami Heat Sexy Dancers?  

    Or has he been talking to deranged clerics like the one in this previous post?

    Aceh’s Mad Mullah – ‘Dancing is EVIL – It Involves Body Movements!’ 

    Do Mad Mullahs get aroused by anything at all, except maybe the thought of beheading apostates!

    Well, no doubt sexual arousal can result from watching dancers, sexy or otherwise.  Equally, no doubt, there are guys who can watch dancers without turning horny. 

    In fact, looking at a fully-clothed pretty girl walking through a shopping mall can surely result in sexual arousal.

    Maybe even looking at an ugly girl?

    Everyone has different turn-ons.


    • male scots dancers  Best not get aroused by these fellows!

    (I chose the oldest photo I could find on Google – don’t wish to offend any fearsome brave-hearts in the vicinity!)

    • ——————————–

    If women may not dance in front of men, can they still dance in front of other women?


    If so, how about those members of the audience smoking pipes and clad in tweed suits and hob-nailed boots? Lesbians could get sexually aroused!

    And suppose – as with many traditional dances – some of the dancers are male? Will their dancing arouse poofters in the audience?

    It’s hard to take Fauzan – or any of his kind of kill-joys – seriously.

    Unless you have to live in dire, dreary Aceh!

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