America Turns Her Back On Beauty!
Now that America has turned its back not just on bikinis, but even on evening gowns –
“We are no longer a pageant”
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-44370240 shrilled some shrew, part of an all-female leadership team now in control of the Miss America ex-pageant…
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What is WRONG with girls looking gorgeous?
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….which has not only declared war on bikinis but also on beauty itself, that dreadful conservative concept OBVIOUSLY overdue to be replaced by a dazzling millennial-appropriate New Deal, in which – and I quote –
“We will no longer judge our candidates on their outwards, physical appearance. That’s huge…”
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HUGE?
Wow! GROSSOPHOBIA! New Pinko-Nutjob Word!
So those very exemplary targets of grossophobia – those HFPs ( ‘hoggishly fat persons’) named in my recent post could be in with a great chance of enhancing their already evanescent celebrity.
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Can you imagine THIS as the next Miss America?
But let’s not simply run through the other grotties pin-pointed in last week’s post.
We could go back a year or more…
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The Walking Brain-Dead?- Sex-Obsessed Melissa ‘Muscle!
…to review the sumptuous charms of Melissa “Muscle“ Click,
Or we could look at other prospective Miss Americas!
If size and shape are indeed irrelevant, and no doubt sexual maladjustment too, we could scrape the CNN barrel, and haul out their hefty lesbian leftist loud-mouth.
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CNN’s race-baiter Symone Sanders – what a honker!
CNN Guest Mocks White Trump Supporter Beaten By Black Mob:”Oh My Goodness! Poor White People!”
And more – if sexual maladjustment is no bar to the regal tiara bestown on the winner of the non-beauty non-pageant, why limit the contest to women?
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CNN’s Don ‘Bitter’ Lemon
“F*** White People!” But We Don’t Know If It’s Hate Crime?
What about the snickering pinko-homo, Don ‘Bitter’ Lemon?
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The ghastly competition could also become a second chance for the dregs of the political arena, women whose reputations are so sullied that their prospects of re-election to public office are not so much dim as downright grim.
If they can’t win a real election, how about seeking nomination as the next Miss America?
Good looks no longer a prerequisite? Quite possibly a draw-back?
Who more promising than this delight?
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Doug Freeston 21:52 on June 8, 2018 Permalink |
Wonderful suggestions.
But I feel deeply sorry for all the lovely normal American girls who on the traditional basis of good looks and a shapely sway would have won future contests.
Now they are effectively excluded, to be replaced by selfrighteous and plain, and plain boring, females.
TV ratings will be the first casualty.
Who wants to watch The Ugly Bug Ball?
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Vinnie F 10:11 on June 9, 2018 Permalink |
CAIR will be all in favour.
Training American girls in syaria ‘values,’ like how to be ashamed of having beautiful bodies, was probably on their ‘to do’ list already.
Now they have the feminutzis doing the job for them.
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Ralph Merchant 15:42 on June 10, 2018 Permalink |
Compulsory burqas within a few years, to rule out any chance that a girl’s beauty might influence judges.
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