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  • ross1948 17:15 on October 1, 2019 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , jokes, , , ,   

    UK Gestapo’s Hate-Crime Stats – ‘No Evidence Of Hate Required!’ 

    I just heard via spiked.com that there’s to be a very important court case in Britain in November.

    You had best read the whole story via the link below, but briefly it’s another reminder how the British Bobby has been turned into an enforcer for uptight trans-freaks…

    …and while the description of how the individual concerned has been harassed for re-tweeting a funny rhyme…


    ….is frightful, the most appalling words to be found in the report must be that with respect to the idiotic compilation of ‘hate-crime’ statistics, ‘no evidence of hate is required’.

  • ross1948 21:27 on July 20, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Garrick, jokes, men-only clubs, , Tim Hunt, UCL, ,   

    The Tim Hunt Scandal – ‘When You Criticise Pinkos, They Cry…?’ 

    I’ve no idea how clever Sir Tim Hunt is, but it’s likely that his brain-power, all by itself, dwarfs the combined intellectual ability of the pinko dorks in charge of Universitiy College London.


    • ——-
    • I refer to those who dumped him, after all, a witch-hunt against a distinguished scientist for telling a joke – and it was a joke, as the full transcript proves beyond doubt -and what kind of society has Britain become that transcripts or videos of joke-telling have become essential to fight career-destruction at the hands of politically-correct shrills?
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    • But their stupidity pales in comparison with their hypocrisy, dining out at a men-only club whilst their collective hands are raised in horror at a few (actually quite funny) comments about women’s undoubtedly greater propensity to weep.  


    Nothing wrong with men-only clubs, of course, despite the inane ramblings of their critics, like this uptight bint.

    “Although the Garrick itself has since removed some of the ridiculous rules, you are still on territory that is gender-segregated, and to my mind that feels very odd,” she said. “It does not feel comfortable.”

    That’s the input from one (wisely) anonymous female ‘academic,’ and the daft cow sounds near to tears, arguably confirming Hunt’s jocular remarks.

    If she so easily is made to feel odd, perhaps she is.


    Why shouldn’t men have their own clubs?

    No self-respecting woman can object, any more than a club which bars left-handed Ulster-Scots-Canadians would meet any objections from me – if they don’t wish to socialise with me, I damn sure do not wish to socialise with them.

    Why shouldn’t women have private clubs where they can feel comfortable doing things and discussing things they like, recipes, perhaps…


    .knitterguil_bot….or knitting, in that anonymous nitwit’s case (so she can be usefully occupied while sitting beneath the guillotine when sexists are executed! ) without members of the opposite sex – oops, the pinko word is ‘gender‘ – intruding.

    We’ve heard it all before! Hunourless, witless, typical feminazis…

    AARGH! Shock-Horror! Scotsmen Heard JOKING! 

    Feminists are infantile. A place that makes them feel odd and uncomfortable and they WANT to become regulars?

    Just to spoil it for those who like it as it is?  

    Psycho vixens, they really are! 

    We heard the same hogwash from St. Andrews a year ago.

    And I commented then as I must comment today – People can’t take a joke these days?


  • ross1948 20:03 on May 7, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: age, , , Dorian Gray, , , homophobic, jokes, , , Wedding reception   

    Anti-UKIP Media Scoop – We Look Older As We Age! 

    Well, the Daily Mail has excelled even the Guardian in mindless reportage – in a stunning revelation, they reveal that Mr Farage appears much younger in a video made FOURTEEN YEARS AGO!
    OMG. WOW.
     I rather think the intrepid cub reporter who wrote that deathless piece of prose looked about fourteen years younger then too.
    As did I, alas. We can’t all be Dorian Gray.
    That imbecilic observation is embedded in the Mail’s last-ditch endeavour to damage UKIP, with an old wedding reception video which features Farage telling a joke.  
    As one does at such events.
    They are not meant for serious political comment.
    They are also meant to be private parties for family and friends, but the slimy cur who gave the video to the hacks is apparently not just a rotten pinko…
    …but too ashamed of himself to reveal his identity, as he shrills bitterly –
     ‘He claims not to be homophobic but why tell a joke about throwing fags in a pool at his brother’s wedding?’  
    To which the answer must surely be…
    WHY NOT?
     The sheer desperation of the British Establishment’s media running dogs makes me hope all the more fervently UKIP are set to turn in some good results tonight.
    Maybe the hacks have seen some un-doctored polling results? 

    • Frank of Essex 12:20 on May 8, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      It looks like we’ll have only one or two MPs in spite of a huge percent of the national vote.
      Even Nigel’s losing in Thanet.
      But all this means we start right now preparing for the next election.
      That’s when we’ll see if Cameron has kept his word on holding the referendum, and more important, what kind of bag of crisps he’ll accept from Juncker and try to sell as a ‘great deal.’
      As you so rightly say, over and over, UKIP is really Britain’s only hope, so we can’t give up on it.


  • ross1948 13:28 on November 14, 2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , jokes, , , , , , , , Stansted Airport security, Sussex   

    UK Not Quite a Police State…Yet! No Charges Over Salmond Effigy… 

    CREATING an effigy of Scottish First Minister Alex Salmond to be burned at the stake at a bonfire night in East Sussex was ‘not a crime’, the Crown Prosecution Service has ruled.

    For pity’s sakes, whatever happened to the British sense of humour?

    It seems the Sussex cops got a flood of complaints of ‘racism’ about the Guy Fawkes Night plan.


    e er.One of the effigies of the First Minister created for the Lewes bonfire festival. Picture: Contributed


    Scots are NOT a race. But what I find rather quaint is the way The Scotsman newspaper talks about a public outcry!

    Really? A few hundred uptight separatists? Hardly a public outcry, surely? But shame on the organisers too, because they backed down in the face of the cry-babies’ caterwauling…or did they??

    but a second effigy was later blown up!   http://www.scotsman.com/news/uk/alex-salmond-effigy-not-a-crime-says-cps-1-3603616

    The police sensibly noted that “The event organisers have made it clear that there was no intention to cause insult to anyone or any particular country by the choice of effigy – simply that the person chosen has been a popular media figure in the preceding 12 months.”

    Hell, since when is it a crime to insult persons?

    Countries? Have they never been to an International, or even a Home International? They might have heard THOUSANDS of fans insulting countries. Since when would that uproarious fun be a crime?


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    •  Ooops!
    • Since the ‘politically correct’ mafia took over the UK. Those swine have wrought havoc against civil liberties.

    It was SO sad to see that Brit senior citizen arrested at Stansted Airport security, not for carrying explosives but because, when asked to take off his shoes, he joked that he wasn’t a Muslim!  

    The 74-year-old was charged with causing racially aggravated harassment . no doubt because the security guard at the airport was some sectarian tantrum-prone toe-rag – HE’S the one who should have been charged -wih wasting police time!

    OAP passenger arrested by armed cops after joking: ‘I’m not …http://www.mirror.co.uk/ (the charges were dropped -after a GENUINE public outcry!).



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    Causing hurt feelings a criminal offence? In a land where free speech was once a hallowed principle? May God forgive the gutless, gormless fools who let this come to pass. 

    Salmond himself, to his credit, remained relaxed, possibly quite chuffed. Infuriating one’s opponents is a mark of one’s success, it may be argued.

    We have no Guy Fawkes celebrations here in Jakarta, of course, but if there were, it’s perfectly possible some of the left-lib expat hangers-on would place my effigy on their pyre. I was quite exhilirated when one pinko numb-skull urged me to die some months ago ( unwilling to put his name to the death-exhortation, of course!)

    Anyway, previous Sussex bonfire stars have apparently included David Cameron, Nick Clegg,  Angela Merkel and Osama Bin Laden. I’ve no time for Salmond or his secessionist party, but he’s less deserving of roasting than most of them!


    • Edward Spalton 13:54 on November 14, 2014 Permalink | Reply

      I don’t know whether it is still going but a few years back there was an admirable organisation known as ” The Ted Heath Burners’ Society”. I never heard of the police taking an interest in them.


      • ross1948 14:04 on November 14, 2014 Permalink | Reply

        Certainly not in Lancashire, where faggots MUST be served hot!
        Ooops, jail-time beckons…


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