Bring Back Hanging? Maggie Was Right!

No, this is no Thatcherite nostalgia post…

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….though one does miss The Iron Lady!

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Three cheers for The Widow.

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Maggie

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That’s what wicked Negan calls Maggie, who is now elected leader of the human outposts menaced by zombies in The Walking Dead.

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And she’s doing a grand job, having instituted capital punishment and hung Gregory by the neck until dead.

Gregory?

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Gregory

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A man who turned his coat again and again, and finally got a dupe to try and murder Maggie.
He’ll not be missed.

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Alas, Rick Grimes, who has long been the hero of the series, went pinko at the end of last season, and refused to have Negan put to death after defeating his forces in a grand battle.

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Negan and Rick

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Negan is steeped in evil, given to clubbing prisoners to death regardless of their innocence or guilt.

Rick was a mug to spare him, and, mark my words, the fiend will escape and cause more trouble.
Rick’s moral decline is made manifest by his evident disapproval of Gregory’s well-deserved fate, so a power struggle is building up.

PS

I waited till today before publishing this, so all afficionados had time to enjoy Monday’s premiere.

No fun spilling the beans before they too could applaud the sight of Swinging Greg!

 

Walking Dead Return, 8th October!

I note the return of the ever-popular zombie series ‘The Walking Dead’ next week.

The last episode of WD ended with erstwhile hero Rick showing distinct signs of turning pinko, insisting the evil Negan not be put to death despite a record of atrocities hard to match.

A trailer this month gave us a glimpse of the imprisoned villain mocking Rick, no obvious sign of repentance.

When watching what the characters on WD describe as ‘a horde’ shuffling aggressively along the desolate roads of a strickem America, I’m always reminded of the scenes a couple of years ago, when fake ‘refugee’ rabble advanced through the civilised lands of Europe.

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‘C’mon, Ali, there’s the Austrian border. Blondes and benefits! When we reach Vienna we should send a thank-you note to those mugs on the NGO boat!’

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Yet interpreting fiction in terms of political analogy is probably a waste of time!

On balance, I’d say there’s every chance Negan will somehow regain his freedom and cause yet more mayhem, one of the obvious risks of not inflicting the death penalty on satanic killers.

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Rick V Negan

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Not to mention the issue of natural justice, which may well motivate Maggie, whose husband Negan brutally clubbed to death – not even in a fair fight, since the poor bloke was a prisoner at the time.

Maggie has become a co-leader of the good folks and is in a position to challenge Rick’s rulings.

Who knows?

I just hope they don’t start all those boring, soul-searching debates, introspective rambles of the sort that have no place in an action-horror drama.

PS – the latest ad speaks of Rick’s “final episodes.”

Ominous!

 

 

Walking Dead Need A Spring In Their Step!

Two weeks in a row now, The Walking Dead has offered us lack-lustre episodes, a grave (ooops!) disappointment after a good start to the new series.

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Who had a bad night then?

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And it’s not the zombies fault – they’re as splendidly putrescent as ever!.

That hippy twit who calls himself ‘Jesus’ – had The Original been anything like the poor WD replica, those money-changers would still be doing a roaring trade in the Temple! – currently wants to spare the lives of the wicked Negan gang…

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…even to the extent of having a fierce fight with the sensible black guy named Morgan.

Last week vast amounts of time were wasted on introspective breaks, navel-gazing, Rick in a dwam (Scots for day-dream!) imagining a bucolic, idyllic future.

He had a fine opportunity to take out significant baddies, Negan and four of his lieutenants, who foolishly stood there on a balcony to shout at the good guys – it could have been a rifle range, but no shots fired for ages.

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Rick V Negan

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Who’s dafter, Negan and Co for presenting themselves as sitting ducks, or Rick’s team for not blasting them?

I despair.

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At least the reggae style ‘King’ wth his pet tiger is good value, a confident leader.

But I’m not confident WD viewing figures are going to improve if the current pathetic standard doesn’t.

At least we can switch our stay-home evenings to Wednesdays…

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…when ‘Luther’ provides exciting stories and action.

Screen Actors Guild – The Talking Brain-Dead?

The revolting rabbles whom we have recently been seeing at various US airports…

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…reminded me that, with the advent of February, we can look forward to the return of The Walking Dead – on Sunday 12th, apparently.

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• The much-enjoyed zombies, of course, do not speak, but their snarling grunts are not dissimilar to the moronic chanting of the pinko creeps.
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• ‘Ho-Ho, Hey-Hey, We’re A Disgrace To The USA!’
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• In fact, I was further reminded of my favourite horror series when I watched that barking brute at the Screen Actors’ Guild event…
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Not-Negan, with a wannabe Morticia and other strange things

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….ululating violence against those who held positions different from his own.

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The real Negan on The Walking Dead

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He not only looked like, but also even sounded like, the evil Negan, WD’s worst villain yet!.

That repulsive, ranting gas-bag at the SAG ceremony was unknown to me.

But I have since learned his name is David Harbour, and that he appears on something called ‘Stranger Things.’

I’ll sure do all in my power to avoid watching it.

Hell, one doesn’t see much stranger things than that platform party he assembled for his poor imitation of Negan!

Walking Dead New Series – The Villain Makes Zombies Seem Nice!

Watched The Walking Dead Episode One and WOW!

Even I was consumed with shock and horror at the scenes!

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I wont’ tell you who fell victim to the incredibly evil Negan – some of you may well have missed it, so wait for the re-run next week.

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Evil Negan deciding who to murder!

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But it’s shaping up to be gripping stuff all through the Festive Season.

 

Stuff Kardashian – Let’s Talk About Lucille!

Speechless at the media attention wasted on that Kardashian woman, who is famous for doing absolutely nothing important, except maybe having a large bust.

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Who the HECK is This Kardashian Woman? 

I propose instead today to concentrate on Lucille.

October 24th is the Big Day for Walking Dead fans.

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The evil Negan has his spikey club, Lucille, and is scheduled to kill one of the heroic band, now held captive – by the villain’s gang of cut-throats – with said weapon!

Wild rumours are all over the media.  

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Carol

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The most insufferable character, naggy, neurotic Carol, is said to be doomed, to be eaten alive by a zombie. 

http://en.yibada.com/articles/162114/20160922/the-walking-dead-twd-season-7-spoilers-and-rumors-negan-killed-glenn-with-lucille-as-carol-to-suffer-horrible-death.htm

But Negan’s victim?

If it’s not to be Carol, please let it not be the yummy Rosita or the exotic Michonne.

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Rosita

Michonne

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They’re the sexiest gals in the crew, so must be preserved from clubbing  – and devouring.

Poor Eugene’s just about run his course, or will it be one of the minor characters?

I invite readers who enjoy TWD to submit their predictions.

Just for a laugh.

God knows, the real news is so awful most days that a bit of light relief is a necessary tonic..