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  • ross1948 14:58 on January 5, 2016 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , Polish Strippers, Royale VIp Bus   

    Hottest Clubbing Deal in Jakarta? 


    Only SIX MILLION!?!

    I’ve received another of those charming promotional messages.

    I keep getting them!


    Another Royale VIP Bus Advert – It’s Still the Warteg for Me! 

    This latest one held me enthralled for minutes and minutes, that magically mysterious bus, so different from that which I’m used to, on my trusty kopaja commuting





    ….…but whilst the Royale VIP Bus sounds like loads of fun, I fear I must await a severe discount before I climb aboard.

    Hottest Clubbing Deal in Jakarta!
    Hottest Clubbing Deal in Jakarta with Immigrant-Jakarta II and Royale VIP Bus! Get 5 hours on the party bus plus free entries and 1 bottle of vodka or whiskey including mixers to IMMIGRANT Club Jakarta at only 6juta nett!
    *(Only available for WednesdayFriday and Saturday Booking)
      Limited offer only!
    Book now at RoyaleVIPBus@gmail.com  or call  021 98792877 (office hour Mon- Friday9am -5pm)
    Party on the wheel!
    Enjoy the spacious interior, big screen LED TV, Premium Sound System, Stripper Pole, karaoke and fiber-optic laser lighting!
    There is a bar fridge and a toilet on board as well.
    This vehicle is extremely versatile and popular with Birthdays, Bachelor/Bachelorette Party, Prom, Jakarta Nightlife, or a night out on the town for up to 20 people!

    Reassuring to know there’s a toilet on board – comes in handy if passengers make good use of that bottle ( is that per person or to be shared among 20 people?) included in what they get for their six hundred (for up to twenty people!) Australian dollars!

    But the Stripper Pole especially sounds interesting.  

    I used Google Search to locate a suitable illustration and found this…



    …with a link to an American blog…  http://roundseventeen.blogspot.co.id/2010/08/tale-of-polish-stripper.html 

    …the story on which is as innocuous as the pleasing photo, though I can’t figure out why she’s meant to be Polish.

  • ross1948 22:30 on June 16, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: breakfast, , city tour, free-flow iced tea, Royale VIp Bus,   

    Another Royale VIP Bus Advert – It’s Still the Warteg for Me! 

    I love these ads for the Jakarta Posh-Bus, as I call it.
    The proprietors keep sending them to me, and I am more than happy to publicise their service, which I am sure is as wonderful as the likelihood that I will ever use it is remote.
    At 10 million for 20 people, that’s fifty bucks a breakfast, which is no doubt delicious but I think I’ll stick with my usual option, the warteg, where I eat my fill for $1.50.
    Admttedly the iced tea at my hang-out is not free-flow.
    But after all, there’s only so much a man can hold – this last opinion does not of course extend to free-flow beer.
    The advertisement points out that the bus will take  you on a tour of Jakarta, which my BusWay pass allows me for a neat Rp.3500.
    However, for you affluent readers, here you are…
    Perfect for company events or simply Sillaturamih with friends. We will organized everything for you!
    Only 10 juta nett for 20 pax you will get city tour, snack and soft drink on board and 3 courses dinner free flow ice tea at the top restaurant in Jakarta. (maroush/anatolia/molly malones/queenshead/liquid exchange/willshire/tempayan/cacaote/etc)
    Contact us right now for more info 021 98792877 or email royalevipbus@gmail.com
  • ross1948 10:18 on October 25, 2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Festive Season, , , , , , Royale VIp Bus   

    Seasonal Fare? Jakarta Party Bus Hits the Road! 

    Well, the Festive Season is almost upon us!

    • xmas-tree-made-from-different-christmas-elements
    •  Or at least it is in Lotte Mart at Kuningan City mall, where earlier this week I was amazed to see an array of wonderful Christmas Trees on sale!


    Yet if Festive Seasons loom, there will be more parties to attend, which brings me onto this Saturday morning topic.


    A very strange news item on tv on Friday caught my eye as I was providing Ibi Cat with her lunch.




    The concept is probably not original – I recall Rangers Supporters’ Buses in the West of Scotland which could hardly keep up with the minimum speed limit, so over-loaded with ‘carry-outs’ cans of Tennants Lager were they, vehicles  echoing with merry renderings of popular songs.

    But this Jakarta scheme appears to be slightly different – for a start, few if any Rangers bus travellers wore miniskirts, or even kilts. Here, most of the photos of the party bus include various chicks flaunting endless expanses of thigh.



    Nothing wrong with that, not at all!

    But curiously, a lot of them seem to be foreigners, whereas if you go to the nightspots I go to, there’s hardly a bule bint to be found.

    I honestly can’t see me going out tonight and boarding a bus if I suddenly take the notion to party.


    • ——————————————
    • Well, I can, but it would be a regular bus to Blok M or Pasar Rumput, or maybe Blora, hoping to find like-minded party animals in the fun joints that proliferate in those areas. Actually partying ON BOARD the bus just strikes me as odd.
    • The photo above indicates these party buses are impressively appointed, but the ‘dance-floor’ affords little room for gyrating merry-makers.
    • And other essential facilities? Toilets? Can’t be as breath-taking as those in D’s Place, on Jalan Falatehan!

    But everyone to their own taste. 


    Although that bus above looks finely furnished, from what I heard on the tv show, the cost per person runs to several million rupiah.  

    No doubt at least some of our local readers will have splashed out on the magical mystery tour, so maybe they’ll tell us what it’s like.  

    Here’s the ad and link.




    • Deisy Wong Will 18:57 on October 26, 2014 Permalink | Reply

      Hi, thank you for posting about my party bus – just want to let you know the price for hire from 2 juta for 3 hours to 5 juta for 6 hours and the bus fit 25 people. So very affordable 🙂 Visit our fb for more photos https://www.facebook.com/royalevipbus and once again thank you!


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