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  • ross1948 19:33 on October 25, 2018 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Gender definition, , sex,   

    SEX! Appeal To Americans – Support Normality! 

    Further to our previous post, and still on the theme of phoney ‘gender’ stuff being confused with the correct meaning of the word ‘sex,’ here’s a straightforward, sensible appeal from AFA, to which I hope our readers in the USA will respond.

    Support President Trump and HHS policy to define gender biologically

    Wednesday, October 24, 2018

    Support President Trump and HHS policy to define gender biologically

    Dear George,

    According to thefederalist.com, Health and Human Services (HHS) has issued a memo that recommends the government adopt an official policy that will define gender as male or female only.

    The HHS memo states, “Sex means a person’s status as male or female based on immutable biological traits identifiable by or before birth. The sex listed on a person’s birth certificate, as originally issued, shall constitute definitive proof of a person’s sex unless rebutted by reliable genetic evidence.”

    Support this return to common sense by President Trump and HHS.

    Under President Barack Obama’s administration, HHS and numerous other federal programs abandoned God’s definition of gender and began recognizing at least 72 personal, made-up pronouns for sexual identity, none of which were grounded in supportable science.

    Gone will be his reformist government procedures and policies embracing a head-spinning mass of sexual orientations such as those in the acronymLGBTQIAPK+ (lesbian, gay, bi-sexual, transgender …).

    Send an email urging President Trump to support the HHS policy recommendation that government apply a scientific and standard definition of gender. A copy of your email will be sent to HHS Secretary Alex Azar II.

  • ross1948 23:03 on January 14, 2017 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , sex   

    Calais Crimmigrant Update – Crazy Claire Rides Again! 

    Most of you will remember that dreadful pinko vixen Clare...

    Lying Moseley’s Quintessential Inhumanity 

    Crazy Clare – Still Lying Boldly for Calais Crimmigrants! 

    …Moseley, on whom we felt obliged to comment last year.

    It may be that she’s either very gullible, just swallows the garbage she hears from whining mendacious aliens – Most men in theCalais camp ‘aren’t refugees’ – PressReader – whom she has ‘interviewed,’ or…well, who knows how that kind of mind works?

    Who knows indeed? Or who knew?

    Because word’s getting out about Crazy Clare, whom we also commented on with these words last year.

    Remember that horrible woman who left her husband and kids to fend for themselves when she swanned off to frolic with the Calais Curs?

    We leave it to you to follow either or both of these interesting links.

    • Pamela 01:29 on January 15, 2017 Permalink | Reply

      So she is exactly what I always thought she was.


    • Agnes Meeks 15:30 on January 15, 2017 Permalink | Reply

      Tatty old tart!
      If she had to screw around with an illegal, she might have at least been discreet, but I read that all the other English unemployed (activists) hanging around Calais knew all about her sh-gging this Arab..
      Never a care for how her family would feel when this got to be a front- page story as it was bound to.
      I really do feel sorry for them.


  • ross1948 22:14 on April 2, 2016 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , , school-cruise, sex,   

    Lugenpresse = Lying Press = Sweden’s Media Vermin 

    Non-German readers maybe don’t recognise that first word in our headline, but it means ‘Lying Press’ and it became popular among German patriots in the aftermath of the attempted media black-out of the rape-fest in Cologne.

    ‘Truth Instead of Lying Press’


    Fortunately, once the decent elements in social media raised hell, that broke the boom and the foul effects of crimmigration on German society became infamous around the world.

    There’s still grotesque bias, of course, especially in Deutsche Welle DW Quadriga ‘Debate’ – A Mere Anti-AfD Insult-Fest!   but while the vilest creatures no doubt continue to suppress the facts about sex-predators…


    • ZDF’s Ina-Maria Reize-Wildemann

    …public pressure is on, and the crimes of ‘asylum-seekers’ often do make the news nowadays.

    But in Sweden the game is rigged at the highest levels –

    Immigrants had to be presented as so pitiful that viewers would weep.”   http://www.rightsidenews.com/editorial/world-opinion-and-editorial/the-free-press-comes-to-sweden/ 

    –  with the sickening collaboration of the police under their Commissioner Dan Eliasson, an enemy within if ever there were.   Sweden’s Evil Eliason – A Dog and its Vomit! 

    The dishonesty of Swede media is no new revelation…

    • lying_liberal_media

     Another Ingrate ‘Migrant?’ Lying Swede Media Won’t Tell Us! 

    …but I’m moved to renew my outrage on decent Swedes’ behalf by the latest story coming out of that tormented land, reported by Breitbart.com, which does a sterling job where most of the media fail.

    The full story can be found via the link below, but it’s all about a pack of savages who gang-raped a girl on a high-school cruise, and the desperate efforts by the curs who run Swede police and media to suppress the truth. 


    Silhouette weeping

    NB -A ‘MISTAKE!’

    It takes a MISTAKE by what is laughingly referred to as a ‘newspaper’ to provide ordinary Swedish citizens with information they have a RIGHT to know, viz., how are ‘migrants’ repaying their generosity? .

    Some say Sweden is too far gone to recover. I hope not, if only to see the Day of Reckoning when the traitor hacks are given the rough justice they deserve. 


    • David Deames 02:40 on April 3, 2016 Permalink | Reply

      That’s a horrible story about the school-children’s cruise and it is equally horrible that the police and media in Sweden are so unprofessional in their strenuous covering-up of migrant crimes.
      Are they irresponsible or is it deliberate promotion of a multciulturalist agenda?
      At least in Britain we still have a few newspapers that report the huge percentages of immigrants involved in crime, especially sex-crime.
      You are hitting all the targets with your coverage of Europe’s ordeal and I commend you… Please continue!


  • ross1948 21:41 on February 13, 2016 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Anak Macan, , drunk-drivers, , , , , , , , , , , sex, , Tiger Cubs   

    Kali Jodo – Think Again, Ahok! Why Delight IslamoNazis? 

    I’ve posted on Kali Jodo before, more than once. 



    Aduh! Adieu Kali Jodo

    It’s a relatively short stretch of waterside road in Northwest Jakarta, which – as you can see from the night-time photo – is visually impressive.

    From a distance! At night! By day, not so impressive, but it has potential, and has always struck me as slightly reminiscent of the promenade in Nice!.

    Its demise has been declared imminent for more than a year, so nice to know it’s still there. But maybe not for long, and this acceleration towards destruction has been ‘justified’ in a most illogical manner.



    Kali Jodo,Northwest Jakarta

    Hasil gambar untuk promenade nice france night

    Nice, South of France


    According to Rancah Post, Jakarta’s Governor Ahok has chosen to use a fatal accident on nearby Daan Mogot, a main road down which I passed only yesterday, as his excuse to speed up plans to ‘crack down.’


    ahok Ahok


    The driver is said to have been ‘downing beers in Kali Jodo.

    That may be true, but are the bars, never mind the entertainment areas, where someone has consumed too many drinks, instantly targetted for total devastation, every time a drunk causes a fat-acc?



    Were that so, there’d be precious few taverns in the town, any town anywhere.

    Ahok is usually a cornucopia of common sense, a good governor, but this time I can’t go along with his reasoning. Alas, Kali Jodo’s reputation as an area of ​​gambling and prostitution means that few folk will spring to its defence.  
    The report describes the small area as having at least 60 buildings used as a karaoke home to about 15 to 20 prostitutes in each of the cafes.

    Again, to declare war on bars that have 15 to 20 hookers hanging about would logically mean shutting down quite a lot of the five-star hotels in Jakarta. 


    I once took a girl-friend to a very posh hotel to celebrate my birthday. We got there at around 7pm, ordered a couple of very expensive drinks in an almost empty bar, and were mildly amazed when, shortly after 8pm, it was suddenly inundated by about a hundred kupu2 malam – night butterflies, as the euphemism here goes!




    The thing is, those ladies were hoping to cater to rich people, affluent tourists or local businessmen. Kalijodo’s little watering-holes are patronised by humble folk, off-duty ojeks, the motor-bike-cabbies, or equally off-duty satpams, the ubiquitous security guards, working men for whom the prices are kept sane, a bottle of Bintang costing not mucn more than you pay in a supermarket.

    Knock those little cafes down, you’ll not stop prostitution, just shift it, and you’ll deprive the poorest section of Jakarta’s working population of bars they can afford to drink in. And there aren’t very many of those.

    Among the many who will not speak up for the putative dispossessed are Jakarta’s IslamoNazis, the FPI (Islamic Defenders Front)

    Far from it!

     …according to Chairman of the Islamic Defenders Front, Ahmad Shobri Lubis. “As community members we are ready to support the government. As long it’s for a good cause, we have no problem if asked to help the police and the military.”


    alubis Lubis


    ITMA again!

    Lubis’ idea of a good cause was exemplified when he exhorted a rabid pack of primitive fanatics to ‘kill, kill, kill’ members of the peaceful Ahmadiyah minority. Watch the brute’s hate-rant here- . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7RLCXNdKF4

    And the brutal Lubis’s gangster group have made violent threats against Kali Jodo in the past. 

    Jakarta’s IslamoNazis Threaten More Thuggery 

     However, back to the report. 

    But it seems the effort to police Kalijodo will not run smoothly – thugs and the people in the vicinity are rumored to be against Ahok’s plan to curb the place.

    Funny that the report only uses the word thugs once they have already finished covering the FPI aspect.



    Thugs perfectly sums up the FPI!

    But let not the IslamoNazis get away with telling the media they are motivated by ‘good causes.’

    There’s at least some element of revenge in there too. The report offers insight into why they won’t try one of their all-too-frequent amok-runs against fellow-citizens…

    IslamoNazis V Freedom-Fighters? – Some Chicken, Some Neck

    FPI in West Java – ‘Let’s Burn Out the Orphans!’ 

    …not without a powerful police escort.  

    According to the Commissioner Krishna Murti in his book entitled ‘Geger Kalijodo’, Kalijodo is guarded by thugs known as Tiger Cubs, whose duty is to maintain and supervise the practice of gambling and prostitution in Kalijodo.

    Chaps not to antagonise, clearly. But sit back and enjoy the next extract, which is ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL!

    The toughness of this group was previously tested when they repulsed an FPI invasion… At that time, the FPI plunged headlong onto the motorway after being overwhelmed by forces armed with sharp weapons.


    fpi_noble life martyr deatht ‘FPI. Noble Life or Martyr’s Death’ – or scuttle across the road, sharpish!


    That episode deserves to be immortalised, not just in the Commissioner’s book but in a movie.

    It would be watched avidly and repeatedly in many communities across the archipelago which have been the scene of white-shirt thug depradations.


    Hasil gambar untuk tiger cubs playing

    Another report adds to the yummy yarn. 

    It didn’t stop there, according to Krishna, the  Cubs had infiltrated their men in among the FPI to monitor their movements….

    So these guys are not just muscle. According to Krishna, the Tiger Cubs have a neat organizational structure..  http://wartakota.tribunnews.com/2016/02/12/geng-anak-macan-bikin-fpi-terbirit-birit-dari-kalijodo

    Givn the FPI’s record of cowardice, notably in Sukorejo or Purwakarta, you can see why they haven’t been back to Kali Jodo, and won’t, unless they go skulking along in the shadow of a major police operation.

    • Doni from Depok. 12:13 on February 14, 2016 Permalink | Reply

      I do not think that the prostitution may be allowed anywhere. It is always not moral and harms the society and the women too. You do not maybe care enough about that.
      I do think you are right about the hypocracy. I have been reading your blog before making this my comment and I see it was in a 5 star hotel in Jakarta where the man took the student girl.
      Yes was it the same PKS man who was giving another girl much expensive gift and said to her
      ‘Dont thank me thank Allah.’
      He insults religion.
      There is too many hypocracites about prostitution. Ahok is a governor who is doing much good for Jakarta but he must show us he will not chase prostitution from Kali Jodoh while lets them make much money in the big hotels on Jalan Sudirman. .


  • ross1948 16:59 on December 26, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , raunchy ads, sex, , , ,   

    Is Sweden Clinically Insane? 

    I mean to say, where else would a migration agency load 1,260 unwanted aliens aboard a cruise ship ( no container vessels available?) and then fail to sail them back where they belong?

    But – browsing through the Swedish edition of The Local after a fine morning spent with ice-cream and one of my most favourite people – who to my dismay didn’t appreciate my stuffing! My Home-Cooked Xmas Dinner – New Career In Catering? –  my mind is further boggling at the sheer scope of nationwide derangement in a country which was once one of Europe’s most sturdy and influential kingdoms.


    Tyre firm dumps raunchy adverts and boosts sales


    Tyre firm dumps raunchy adverts and boosts sales

    I don’t think I’ve ever bought anything because it had been advertised in a ‘raunchy’ way. In any case, tyres are not something I’d ever purchase in Jakarta – as a sensible resident, no car or driving for me, just good old pubic transport, cheap and no slower, really, than a personal automobile.

    But sexy girls in promotional media are always pleasing to see. As I’ve noted in my description of the Jakarta Fair more than once, those SPGs are an annual delight!

    Jakarta Fair – SPGs Alone Make PRJ Worth The Trip! 

    Oddly, the Swedish illustration in The Local is scarcely ‘raunchy’ at all, just a pretty gal lolling appealingly beside a tyre.

    Or maybe the ghoul apparently grabbing her ( one of the ‘asylum’ rapists they’ve been cosseting, maybe?) is perceived by some pervert pinkos as ‘raunchy!’ 


    Tyre firm dumps raunchy adverts and boosts sales


    However, it looks like carping lefty kill-joys are in the driving seat, mirroring some of the more bizarre aspects of life here in Indonesia. 




    Sweden used to have a grand reputation as a teeming pool of yummy girls, but nowadays it’s becoming famous for a disturbingly censorious obession with sex, even down to the names of its streets!

     Sweden slammed for ‘sexist’ street signs

    But that’s not the only sign of oddity now spreading across Sweden.

    A shopping centre in one of Sweden’s most ethnically diverse neighbourhoods has come under fire after it published a Christmas advert featuring almost exclusively blonde, blue-eyed Swedes. Is this ad for diverse Swedish mall too white?

    • Pity the poor Kista Gallerian mall  – it brazenly published a sentimental Christmas ad to get shoppers in the mood, it went to some lengths to show people of all ages and both sexes conspicuously consuming. 

      The film, called Såå Mycket Jul (‘So Much Christmas), showed an old man getting cream on his nose from his hot chocolate, adorable blond children running between fellow shoppers’ legs, a middle aged man dropping his Christmas gingerbread and young lovers embracing.

    • Young lovers? Ooops! Sex again!

    • But it sounds like a lovely ad, which, however (it’s in the form of a short film) has been taken down from Facebook because the people depicted all look like Swedes.
    • —————————-
    • Turns out Kista is the area of Stockholm with the highest ethnic minority population: 80 percent of people who live there are foreign born or have two foreign-born parents.
    • So?
    • If they’re foreign-born, they are technically Swedes, perhaps, but they’re in Sweden, chose, presumably, to move there, and should not be whining because Swedish ads portray Swedish people.
    • ——————-
    • A lot of money wasted there, and good, because the gutless creeps who produced the film have apologised, saying how much they delight in ‘diversity!’ 
    • They deserve to go broke!
    • multicult3


    And still the multicult regime is busily importing more, though they must be aware that..One In Eight Syrian ‘Refugees’ Are ISIS Rape-Gang Fans! 

    • Inside another generation, it will hardly be Sweden at all, and the film will have only historical interest, sadly.
    • If you want to check it out, I under stand it can still be found on YouTube a
    • Trent 05:25 on January 2, 2016 Permalink | Reply

      Sweden is getting more insane by the week. I’m sending you some news jusr read that proves it.


  • ross1948 21:39 on September 17, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Larissa Z, mafia don, , sel mewah, sex   

    Told You So – ‘Human Rights Activists’ Are Bonkers! 

    Hilarious story from Russia this week, about a human rights activist who actually gave her all for the cause!

    • Larissa Z, as the report calls her, sounds a lot more appealing than the sort of po-faced ‘human rights’ agit-prop asses whom we regularly see on our tv news demanding crimmigrants be pampered and terrorists spared the death penalties they so richly deserve.

    Instead, Larissa, a ‘pretty blonde,’ really engages with the poor oppressed no-goods, doing her very utmost to ease their plight by unstinting personal commitment.



    Russian prison officials thought she was checking that the convicted criminal was being treated well and was satisfied with his jail conditions.

    Damn right he was satisfied, and who wouldn’t be!

    A hidden camera caught her hugging the prisoner before stripping and having sex with him.


    • Mafia Boss Filmed Having Sex With Human Rights Activist In Prison Cell

    “It was noted that their counselling sessions seemed to take rather longer than usual.”


    The report doesn’t name the lucky mafia don jailed in a prison in the Sverdlovsk Oblast region in central Russia for his connections to organised crime.

    But the rest of the story rang a bell or two, notably the description of his cell..

    Paintings can be seen hanging on the wall, while a coffee table and chair are on full view. The boss even has a comfortable-looking wooden bed – instead of the usual metal-frame standard prison issue.


    Sounds a similar set-up to that enjoyed by a ghastly old bat here in Indonesia, made infamous after some honest officials on an unheralded visit to a Jakarta prison discovered she had been enjoying special treatment during her imprisonment. Her room had air conditioning, a karaoke set and a personal assistant.  http://www.hrwg.org/en/hrwg/news/national/item/1150-five-star-prisoner-artalyta-scheduled-for-release-on-parole?tmpl=component&print=1


    No suggestion of any sexual activity – even the most avaricious gigolo would probably not have been up for that!


    BlindJustice This is NOT a picture of Larissa Z!


    But although it was clear the old A-hole enjyed this outrageous life-style due to corruption, she was nevertheless released early for good behaviour, a disgraceful decision which made Indonesia a laughing-stock around the world, that and other cases we posted on. 

    Vladimir Putin should step in and personally make sure that heads roll for this unjust situation in his domain.

    But as for Larissa, I think her obvious caring character should mitigate any consequences she might otherwise incur for her seductive, sorry sedulous, services to human rights in Sverdlovsk. 

  • ross1948 23:24 on July 10, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Bitch Slap, craft beer, sex, , , thongs, uptight twits., Village Idiot Thong Remover   

    Thong Remover and Vanilla Bitch Slap – Upsetting Uptight Prigs! 

    Thanks (not for the first time!) to that iconoclastic Spiked! site, run by idiosyncratic sometime marxists,who, unlike run-of-the-mill pinkos, have a sense of humour.

    The article I found this week  http://www.spiked-online.com/newsite/article/craft-beer-is-sexist-get-me-a-drink/ is by a guy named Guy, but not the Guy in our post yesterday.

    TGIF…and… Howzabout This Gluttonous Guy? 

    Verhofstadt the Belgian Left-Lib is one self-righteous money-bags, but this Spiked! chap is surnamed Birchall, and he does a great job of winding up the pompous twit in another periodical who’s got into a feminist tizzy over beer.


    • Craft beer, to be precise, which, we’re warned, is indulging in ‘sexist’ marketing.
    • Oh dear. 
    • Utilising sex for marketing purposes?
    • How utterly unusual.
    • ===============

    It seems the brand names in our headline are not atypical of the craft beer industry’s creative and amusing  nomenclature. The twit whom Brirchall is writing about regards these entertaining (and, as he notes, memorable, titles – which is what marketing is all about, surely)  as ‘gross.’


    • A couple of gratuitous illustrations, to make sure you grasp what thongs are! There are men’s thongs too, but you won’t be getting pictures of those on this blog!


    Apparently a chain store called Victoria’s Secret is the place to find the most interesting varieties.


    • Grossly indicative of smart sales promotion skills, perhaps!
    • But what’s wrong with ‘Thong Remover?’

    BTW, my curiosity piqued, I went in Google Search of the afore-mentioned brand and discovered it’s dubbed ‘Belgian-style’ but brewed in New Jersey!



    • ———-
    • Its full name is Village Idiot Thong Remover, which I suppose will have another pack of shrills, from the ‘learning difficulties’ lobby, up in arms along with the uptight prig targetted in Spiked!

    Thongs are an everyday item of clothing (though not for me, I must admit!) and removing them is no more gross than removing one’s socks etc. before going to bed at night.

    But I guess it’s the evocation of preparation for bed, therefore sex, therefore sexism, that has got the nutter going, and a pat on the back for Birchall for having a go at the nutter, who is also fretting about this equally intriguing beer.

     Looks fairly non-sexist to me, the female doing the slapping!


    But while Spiked! is to be commended for spiking the balloon who got upset about thongs, and ‘bitch slaps,’ this begs the key question.

    What sort of magazine employs somebody so devoid of interesting ideas about the myriad real issues in this world of hours that he is reduced to whining drivel about ‘sexism?’


  • ross1948 17:26 on April 29, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , , , , , , sex, ,   

    Serigala Sexy Senang – Kenapa? ‘Dada Yang Besar!!’ 

    Didn’t even notice that we just passed our 6000th post a day or so!

    I had noticed our viewing stats were rocketing, largely due to that Duo Serigala, the She-Wolves Duo, provocative singers whose livelihood was put at risk after their management took fright at IslamoNazi threats.

    duo seriga  

    Keeping abreast of the news on the pair, I’m delighted to report that fears of a boycott have abated.  According to one report yesterday, despite uptights ululating about topless internet images – and the ISIS character of many of their critics can be grasped by comments like ‘halal untuk diperkosa…’

    devil destroyed

    …”halal for rape…” –http://www.kaskus.co.id/thread/5499293114088d0b218b4568/goyang-dribel-dada-duo-serigala-jadi-sasaran-dicolek-penggemar/2

      – the girls’ are determined to put the controversy behind them ( nobody’s looking there!) and are ready for  a variety of new achievements.  http://www.seruanku.com/baca/2015/04/28/2449/pamela-duo-serigala-terlepas-dari-foto-toples-pamela-siap-asuransikan-dadanya/

    donut serigala

    Indeed, such is their new-found celebrity that their attributes are said to be serving all sorts of promotional purposes.


    But first things first!

    Grateful for heaven-sent gifts, Pamela has declared serious interest in getting them insured! 

    “We’re blessed with large boobs, we must look after them…”

    Remarkably – not really –  the posts about the pulchritudinous pair are getting most views overseas, despite my headline being in Bahasa Indonesia. This is working out as well as I hoped, my strategy being to use attractive photos to get people reading about the bad guys here.

    It’s not the first time Indonesia’s Islamist fanatics have gone nuts because gorgeous gals are…well,…gorgeous!




    We had a rude outburst from the self-styled ‘scholars’ of the MUI (see above link) when Miss Universe visited Bandung, an odd place, where the then Mayor (now less vocal, having run into trouble with the law) took terrible exception to the amazing Jupe, Julia Perez, another impressively endowed dangdut singer.




    IslamoNazis – “Her Presence Clearly Threatens Public Morals and Challenges the Moral Vision of Religious Bandung!” 

    And of course there was the uproar by an unpleasant minority over Miss World.

    Beautiful Women, Guilty Men – Appeasing IslamoNazis! 

    The government here caved in to their shrill intolerance and I’ll bet darned few beauty contestants will want to come to Jakarta ever again.

    In fact, given the sick mentality among some men and women here – 

    Indonesia Bigot Body Affirms Right of Wives to be Subjugated -Sharia Rules, OK! 

    http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/9436897-video-the-obedience-wives-club-teaches-how-to-obey-be-a-whore-for-your-husband  “From the Islamic perspective, it is a wife’s obligation to obey her husband,” the  deputy chairman of West Sumatra’s MUI, Gusrizal Gazahar said in Padang.

    BTW, put Gusrizal in our search box and see what kind of fanatic he is!


     – NB, NOT a majority of Indonesians, by any means – you have to wonder why more of the beautiful Indonesian women you see on the streets and the buses and the shops here, every day, are not contemplating emigration!
    THAT’S the kind of immigration Western countries would welcome!


    • Tejo 10:09 on April 30, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      Iya, besar sekali, buat orang biasa takut!


    • Garim 12:36 on April 30, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      These cheap undress women are your obsesion.
      It is disgusting to look at this bule blog


    • Tyas 13:07 on April 30, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      Why are these women always in your blog?


  • ross1948 23:00 on April 25, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , Erlinda, , , , , national exams, sex, teen parties   

    ”Outrageous” Activity in Jakarta Pools? OMG – BIKINIS! 

    It’s not often I have to differ from Jakarta’s usually sensible  Governor Ahok, but his outburst two days ago made no sense at all.

    “No, they can’t hold a bikini party. They could get arrested. There’s a regulation governing that. You can wear bikini at Ancol [beach], as you swim….”

    • ahok

    Good grief.

    One expects that kind of stuff from sectarian shariah shrills in the benighted Province of Aceh.

    Or from that infamous extremist, Suryadharma Ali, who, as Minister of Religion, declared that women who wore skirts that ended above their knees were contravening some ‘universal criterion’ that nobody else had ever heard of.

    Parties are for fun.

    Bikinis are lots of fun.




    Here’s a fine photo of Indonesia’s dangdut star Julia Perez, just to prove my point.

    In fact, here’s another photo, of the former Miss America, a lovely Muslim lady, Rima Fakeh, just to emphasise how splendidly bikinis enhance the female form.



    Ahok might be better to address criticisms of people’s sartorial tastes to certain savages who pop up on Jakarta streets all too often.


    Sejumlah massa dari Front Pembela Islam (FPI) melakukan aksi di depan Gedung Mahkaman Konstitusi (MK), Jakarta, Rabu (27/1).


    So why all the fuss about bikinis?

    Well, it’s been a tough week or so for teens here, their national exams, and some event organisers decided it would be a good idea to stage a pool party, called ‘Splash After Class! ‘ in a reasonably posh hotel.

    Heavens to Murgatroyd. Like, man, the sky fell.

    The very thought of teenage girls in swim-suits sent temperatures soaring across the length and breadth of Jakarta – as you’d expect!

    But no, sadly, not as you’d expect.

    Some uptight in the Education Department warned against ‘deviant’ activity  http://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2015/04/23/parents-warned-about-deviant-post-exam-parties.html and all too soon, the KPAI, the Child Protection Agency, was all over it like flies round sh#t!    http://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2015/04/24/students-had-confirmed-bikini-party-attendance-kpai.html

    Unfortunately, the Jakarta Post failed to reveal the identity of the KPAI chairman, but you can read all you need to know about that fatwa fanatic on our link here.


    • asrorun-niam-sholeh-_110920193748-249 KPAI Chair Asrorun in Fatwa mode! 

    Fanatic Stirs JIS Storm – MUI’s Asrorun Demands Sectarian Schooling! 

    However, the chairman clearly has an able general secretary, Erlinda by name, who wants the Jakarta Police to investigate whether there was any violations of the Pornography Law. 

    The thing is, we’re not talking about kiddies here – the JP coverage makes it plain that ‘senior high school students’ are the ones involved. 

    Party cancelled, of course.

    No explanation from anyone, so far, of what’s wrong with bikinis!

    I still love Jakarta, but sometimes it’s gotta be tough love!


    • Santi 09:41 on April 27, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      Governor Ahok, we do not ‘go to a party dressed in a bikini.’
      Think about it Mister Governor.

      We go dressed same like usual day clothes and then we change in pool change rooms because hotel with pool always has change rooms.

      What is Ahok talking, maybe he never swim on holiday at hotel pool?


  • ross1948 13:46 on April 11, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , English teachers, foreigners, Indonesians, , once a week, sex, Viagra   

    Jakarta Sex? Luar Biasa! 

    Lazy day at HQ, waiting for today’s visitor to struggle through traffic, while I struggle through recent local news.

    According to the Jakarta Post, a prominent Indonesian judge has declared that any married couple not ‘at it’ more than once a week are in an ‘abnormal’ relationship.

    Luar biasa, as they say here – extraordinary!

    I won’t identify the judge, or the poor foreign guy subjected to the judicial ruling on connubial carnality which said his sex life was abnormal as he and his wife had sex ‘only’ once in a week. http://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2015/04/04/ri-draws-ire-over-teachers-verdict.html

    If you want more info on their names, you can use the JP link. In fact, please read the link, because it concerns a very serious situation.

    Not for the first time, I’m using a frivolous post to draw people’s attention to a shocking story.

    • sex-word-sphere-on-white-background
    • But I’m nevertheless fascinated.

    Did the judge ask the man? Did the court seek the wife’s corroboration? By what yardstick does the judge measure the normality or otherwise of once-a-week sex? Do all kinds of sex count or only the traditional concept?

    Suppose a guy has sex once a week with his wife and five times a week with his secretary?


    Would the judge deem that more normal? And does Her Honour’s definition of normality apply to foreigners only ( for some reason, many locals view foreigners as voracious sex-addicts) – or to Indonesians too?

    Or to everyone, of all nationalities – and to all age-groups, including the judge’s?

    And how about different occupations?

    Does a Welsh farmer…no, I’d feel sheepish about extending further the possible interpretations of the judge’s ruling.


    Once a week…hmmm….

    • silhouetee
    • It’s brought back memories of the kind of earnest, and endlessly repeated, discussion that used to take place in the staff rooms of the various language schools in which I once earned my Jakarta daily bread.

    Another was the comparative efficacy of Viagra as opposed to rival products. The debate raged uproariously until the oldest ( and undoubtedly most respectable) teacher in the room  – it wasn’t me, as you weren’t about to enquire –  was asked deferentially for his considered opinion.

    A hush akin to reverence fell, as, with a mild elevation of his eye-brows, the imperturbable Englishman savoured his Marlboro before replying, in that inimitable senior-common-room drawl.

    “I really couldn’t say. I’ve never felt the need for any such a thing.”

    • His stock soared. 

    No once-a-week nonsense for that man, whose identity I refuse to reveal, lest his door-step is suddenly the scene of a sit-in by hordes of lustful lasses.




    I doubt he’d mind, but his missus would be less than impressed!

    • David A B 09:45 on April 12, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      Good morning, Ross.
      I see you have started posting so you are out of bed. Well done.
      I want to say well done also on your sly but successful way of moving people’s attention to that judge and her idea of justice.


    • Fransiska 10:01 on April 13, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      ‘many locals view foreigners as voracious sex-addicts’

      hehehehe…is this not so true?


    • Garim 11:41 on April 13, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      More stupid foreigner BS.
      You do not like Indonesia justice then go home.


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