Will Theresa May Countenance A Ban On Nobbly Knees?

Dozens of women stopped in Aceh for straddling motorcycles

That’s the Jakarta Post headline as that sad, sick province up north does its damnedest once more to stoke Islamophobia around the world.


Actually, it also reminds us that ordinary decent Muslim citizens are the most immediate victims of the barbaric rubbish rules that operate on the ‘Verandah of Mecca,’ as the crack-pots who run the place like to call it. 

I could even see the need for offering ‘asylum’ status to the people up there, much more validity to any such claim than the thousands of wannabe welfare parasites being almost daily imported into Europe by the Italian Navy!

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But UK Home Secretary Theresa May won’t see any need to offer sanctuary to victims of shariah.  She has just proclaimed there’s no need to investigate the sexist code, only its ‘misuse!’

Theresa May says many Britons ‘BENEFIT GREATLY’ from Sharia Law

Her flunkey, Lord Ahmad, issued a statement that an official inquiry  “will not be a review of the totality of Sharia law, which is a source of guidance for many Muslims in the UK.”  http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/674489/Home-Secretary-Theresa-May-says-Britain-benefits-Sharia-Law

Uh, Your Lordship, if it’s LAW, as you say, it’s not ‘guidance.’ The two are NOT synonymous.

 Baroness Cox, who, evidently unlike Mrs. May, actually KNOWS something about shariah law, was quick to assail this sell-out to sectarianism. 


baroness-cox Caroline Cox


She blasted Mrs May’s insistence discrimination against women is only a result of a “misuse” of Sharia teaching, rather than the teaching itself.

“I believe in freedom of religion and I believe that there are aspects of Sharia law that are totally unproblematic. 


“If Muslims want to fast, well Christians do that at Lent, if they want to pray five times a day, that’s more than I do.

“But the aspects which are causing such concerns – such as that a man can divorce his wife by saying ‘I divorce you’ three times, that is inherent, the right to ‘chastise’ women is inherent, polygamy is inherent.

Exactly.  And Lady Cox could have added the iniquitous sexist inheritance rules. Such a code of ‘laws’ should not be countenanced in any civilised country.  

But then Aceh is hardly civilised. 

Harassment of women is nothing new in Aceh. The WH shariah gestapo has been at this for years.

Shariah Lunacy Intensifies in Aceh – Side-Saddle, or the Lash? 

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Shariah Police Nab 35 ‘Straddlers!’ Aceh Mayor Wants Women Without Pants! 

Women who fall into the hands of these ghastly goons don’t always get away with a mere warning. 


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 Aceh’s Shariah Police ‘Stained Forever’ by Gang Rape

But warnings were apparently all they got this week. Next time, it could be a whipping, by a masked pervert, before a slobbering crowd.


After receiving a warning not to ride motorbikes in the straddle position again, the women were allowed to continue their journeys side-saddle. “We will keep conducting the raids until the prohibition on straddling motorcycles for women is enforced thoroughly,” said the shariah goons’ boss.

Frankly, I just do not understand why they object to girls riding bikes the same way boys do.  

That uptight fanatics’ explanation makes no sense.  


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She looks like a man?


Speaking to the BBC, Mayor Suaidi said: When you see a woman straddle, she looks like a man. But if she sits side-saddle, she looks like a woman.’  : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2256595/


If they are wearing jeans or smocks or whatever, there’s not much risk of any interesting aurat ( ‘private parts’) being displayed.  Unless one accepts the shariah definition of ‘private parts’ – which includes bare shoulders, the God-given hair on women’s heads, knees, thighs…gimme a break! 

The report tells us that even women in ‘Islamic clothing’ were stopped for straddling. 


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A convoy of bikers like this would benefit Aceh greatly.


Meanwhile, the raid also stopped people who were not properly dressed. The officers warned 52 women wearing tight clothes or not wearing the hijab.

Meanwhile, 38 men were netted for wearing shorts.


Aaah, so men’s knees are also an affront? A gesture, maybe, to show the shariah police are an ‘equal opportunities’  agency of oppression?

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As I started typing this I was wearing shorts and nothing else. Later, I would don a t-shirt and toddle round to the tukang gado-gado to find my brunch.

Were I to do so in Aceh, I’d risk being arrested and flogged.

THAT’S the reality of shariah law, Mrs. May.

You should outlaw it throughout Britain.

One law for all – British law!




But here in Indonesia, Aceh represents the very heart of darkness….

‘Immoral Activities – Sitting in Coffee Shops Laughing and Talking…’ 

Islamist Inquisition in Aceh – ” Minority Religious Creed ‘Worse Than Tsunami!’ “



Aceh’s Mad Mullah – ‘Dancing is EVIL – It Involves Body Movements!’ 



…and President Jokowi would do Indonesia’s reputation on the world stage a world of good by intervening to oust the primitives and confer freedom on those oppressed people.